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Oktagon: +0.37u
UFC: +6.79u
Total: +7.16u

Bit of a sour end to the card betting-wise after being up nearly 15u but another profitable week so can't complain. Huge card next week.

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Road to UFC: +3.17u
UFC: +2.06u
Total: +5.23u

Kinda wild how Matthews didn't find the KO, Harris was wobbled several times and basically got flatlined in round 3. Lucked out on the Perez NC though, was probably on his way to a decision loss there.

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LFA: +0.49u
PFL Brussels: +3.38u
PFL MENA: +5.12u
Total: +8.99u

About as good of a UFC-off week as anyone could hope for, hopefully I can keep this 4 week winning run going next week.

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LFA: +1.00u
Oktagon: +1.95u
MVP: +1.44u
UFC: +8.83u
Total: +13.22u

Great week, only real regret on the UFC was playing Wellmaker KO, he looked truly awful. Rousey sub on the MVP card is probably the freest money I've ever seen for a bet that had playable odds.

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UFC: +2.13u

Kopylov not finishing absolutely brutal, Tulio was done twice and Kopylov grapples both times, absurd. Happy with everything else, except probably going way too big on Gautier KO1 and Stephens SCNA.

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PFL: -1.41u
UFC: +4.3u
Total: +2.89u

Profit is profit but should've been a big night after Steele got that sub. Malkoun deciding to grapple and not throw was brutal, not being able to finish GM3 on the feet in 2026 should be an auto-cut. Onto the insanely good PPV next week.

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Cage Warriors: +0.11u
Oktagon: +0.18u
UFC: -4.59u
Total: -4.3u

Hernandez looked like his old self, terrible bet. But broadly happy with the rest of the slate I had, Jackson KO1 would've been huge.

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PFL: +2.33u
KSW: +1.19u
UFC: -8.95u
Total: -5.43u

Most unlucky UFC card in a while for me, and plenty others. Croden 2/3, Jourdain 2/3 and Nallo KO1 were all insane beats, and that's not even covering Jasmine 2/3 and Young FDGTD. Another day and that's a +10-20u event, sucks.

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PFL: -2.59u
Oktagon: +0.31u
UFC: -7.62u
Total: -9.9u

Reverse swept on the prelims which is never fun, so the winning streak comes to an abrupt end. Kinda irritating that Mederos Decision Only is graded as a loss when the fight was a draw though. Onto next week.

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UFC: +6.31u

My two biggest plays in Ricci and Estevam both looked pretty bad so not thrilled with that. But nonetheless, 3 winning weeks in a row now, starting to claw back some of the earlier deficits in the year.

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PFL: -2.03u
UFC: +5.88u
Total: +3.85u

Forgot to do the recap until now somehow. Yanez fight an absurd robbery, would've been an extra 7u if the judges had eyes. Nonetheless glad to stay in the green for another week.

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Cage Warriors: +4.26u
PFL: +2.07u
UFC: +4.42u
Total: +10.75u

Finally back to winning ways this year, about time. Awful event to watch though, some very cautious performances from fighters which didn't need to be. Pinto fight absolutely criminal.

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LFA: +4.03u
KSW: -0.59u
CW: -5.39u
UFC: -16.42u
Total: -18.38u

Both bad bets and bad beats this card. It's events like this which make you doubt your logic which has been working long-term. Still confident I'll be up this year but perhaps the +100u annual target will fall short.

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@mmapropsguy Yeah, wasn't a whole lot of tape on Max's defensive BJJ so you had to make educated guesses.

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UFC: -6.98u

Bit of a frustrating card again, the main going the distance was brutal, would've been hovering around break even had that won. Just pretty shocked Charles managed to have that much control without a sub, his sub defence was the only good aspect of Max's performance.

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LFA: +2.86u
UFC: -16.04u
Total: -13.18u

This year has been something else so far. Unlucky in some moments, but ultimately made way too many bad bets. Really need to get out of this rut.

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CW: -0.67u
KSW: -0.09u
UFC: +3.83u
Total: +3.07u

The Edwards sub virtually guaranteed profit for the week early on, but that main card was just brutal though. Had an opportunity to have an insane week after being up a lot, but just made way too many bad bets down the stretch.

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PFL: -3.41u
UFC: -3.79u
Total: -7.2u

Poor week but gotta feel hard-done by the Wang and Donchenko fights. Not sure how Oliveira gassed like that after only a round - I thought that if a sub came, it'd be much later than that. Hopefully back to winning ways next week.

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Oktagon: -1.24u
UFC: -4.91u
Total: -6.15u

Sulang and Kim were awful bets, and Lopes seemingly keeping the same questionable strategy from the first fight left a lot to be desired. Everything else I was happy with though - the Szalay, Malkoun and Tuivasa fights were brutal AF.

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Only regret would be parlaying Charles Johnson - should've just stuck to the props on that one.

Another PPV next week, but as far as PPV's go it looks pretty bad like this one was, hopefully it's decent for bets though.
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ONE: -1.73u
UFC: +1.72u
Total: -0.01u

Great main event but apart from that, was such an underwhelming card. Could've been a decent night betting-wise if Figgy didn't blatantly accept losing a decision. Just simply didn't give himself chances to win outside of a 20 second flurry.