The Donner Party Planner

My tweets and spelling errors are my own/ they’re not yours, they are my own.

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

Smoking a cigarette during pride also shouldn’t count

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@uglybugdisco Ugh yes duh

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@bigugly Yes of course

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@LuxePosh I just feel left out since I don't watch it, but please burn him immediately!

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How is this season of Summer House still going!??

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@justin_al3x So dumb but fun!

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

OBSESSION is lowkey problematic and possibly even dangerous because there’s no way Andy Richter’s music store is bringing in enough money to sustain that level of staffing and it sets an unrealistic expectation for small businesses owners when we put that on the big screen

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

@LuxePosh My crush/enemy list is my favorite note

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I have been complemented on my legs four times this week by customers! My ego has never been this inflated

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

May 27 is now Joanna Newsom Day https://t.co/RT88x7w10B

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

Apparently it is!?

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Tecktonik should have a comeback

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

I would like to apologize to the city of Asheville for being so annoying this past weekend and for getting so many Local Best scores on Big Buck Hunter

[Andrew Thomas Huang @Andrew_T_Huang]

this video changed my life.

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

10 acts I’ve seen live:

Bjork (8x)
Joanna Newsome (4x)
Lady Gaga (4x)
Beyonce (3x)
PJ Harvey (2x)
Sleater-Kinney (2x)
Sigur Ros (2x)
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists (2x)
Tegan and Sara (2x)
Radiohead

[machine gun kelly lee owens @bigugly]

10 acts i have seen live:

mitski (x6? idk anymore)
whatever iteration of the beach boys could be seen in 2006
kelsey lu
chihei hatakeyama
lovesliescrushing
suffocation
the new pornographers
the body
mr twin sister
cate le bon

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

Vacation cigarettes don’t count!!!

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

Screambox vs. Shudder?

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

As a homeowner I kind of get why the housewives get really upset when you make fun of their houses

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

@justin_al3x Still scratching my head over why a music store needs that many employees working at the same time

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

After 10 seasons of adult gay kickball I finally got my first injury. Heading to the finger doctor tomorrow (not a euphemism)

[The Donner Party Planner @JHUBB]

@bigugly Forgot about this man and this cover art