Jeff Hagedorn

I am a down to earth kind of guy who enjoys life with my boo in sunny Southern CA. I enjoy hanging out at the beach and drinking beers with my buddies.

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@mrcalreynolds Uhm, yes.

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@ddclubx @ABC LMFAO!!

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@patrici55677396 @TheRichFromCali Sicko

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@larryjones Attention whore

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@ikerbarlow @LeadingReport Damn you're delusional.

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Our first Midsummer Scream and we had a fantastic time! The only downside of this was the parking. We had to park 5 blocks away.

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LA's tallest building, the Wilshire Grand Center was all lit up for Pride. Good job LA!! — at LA-Downtown https://t.co/ALtpS3SKKk

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If you're ever feeling down just remember there is a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes. 🍕

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After the day I've had I'm contacting Mattel asking them to please make a Barbie and Ken doll whose hair will turn gray whenever a child screams.

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Based on your zodiac sign, how many of you can say you survived the Titanic?

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I asked my friend Corey today if his name was short for Coriander. He said absolutely not. My friend Corey is a liar.

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So I accidentally walked into the women's restroom at a Target today, but I did buy a tampon just to make it less awkward.

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They're opening an Earl of Sandwich on 2nd Street in Long Beach! Yummers!

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Awesome concert! Englebert Humperdinck shook my hand!! — attending Engelbert Humperdinck at Grove of Anaheim https://t.co/7Jzqj5NZ3g

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One legged seagull at Target.

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Amazing photos of all the snow we got here in the mountains in Southern California. So beautiful!

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Mike: good Lord I feel fat.

Me: will you please take your hands off of me.

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Here it comes! https://t.co/4pkNdc7DI7

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Me: (wheezing, can't move, checks Fitbit)
Fitbit: uhm, you're lying on the floor eating pizza what the hell do you expect me to do?