J Hall

Found this phone, if you know the owner let me know

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

I like Fool In The Rain except for that part in the middle. I don't wanna hear fuckin whistles. But the rest of it, great song.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@EXAM1NER ... and too cold to hold

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@JMKaay I think you should toast it then immediately add the mayo so it kind of melts into the bread.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@ohcrapohno Collagen peptides aid in wound healing and closure.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@FalconryFinance Sounds like a bad chlorinator, low salt, or filters that need to be cleaned.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@asdkfjasdlfjd Grown ass man wearing sandals

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@asdkfjasdlfjd Wait a minute, I know how you did this. Tiny can, tiny plate, tiny fork and knife, tiny piece of bread. You almost had me there, nice try.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@asdkfjasdlfjd I try to buy 30 packs instead of 12ers of pbr but now that the 12packs have 16oz cans (and the 30- 12oz) it's less than 2 cents per oz difference so why go outta my way? I've thought about getting kegs but I don't want to drink keg beer. Maybe bigger huge cans? 120oz can.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

Sometimes I like people
that I don't actually like as people

Because I like people who are themselves

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@FalconryFinance Perineum sunning is merely the first step. Sunning the food allows the light to penetrate the entire digestive tract by proxy, and is vastly more effective than the common turkey baster / magnifying glass method.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@JMKaay More corndog than a corndog

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@admiralwils0n It was between that and,

Take a rectal sample
Take a poo poo poo poo poo
pee pee

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@admiralwils0n Poops what I got
Don't start a riot
You feel it when your pants get hot
Hot

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

I need a personal assistant in life or something, someone to just take care of all the stuff that is so hard for me to do. I don't have the money to do this. So my only option is to rope in some poor soul. Convincing them that i'm really really cool and they should do what I say.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

Up slow and down fast , but staggered out for homeostasis.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

It's not one big thing, it's 100 little things whose only connection is outcome.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

I'd like to combine forces with someone exactly like me.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

Cleaning out a pool cover box and found a possum

Something something something something something something
awesome

Except, this little guy had to find a new home or somewhere to hide right in the middle of the day in the sunlight
So I hope he's doing alright

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

You are not your natural self, neither am I. We're manipulated and the more manipulated you are, the less you see it. But the more you see it , the more confusing it is.

[J Hall @JHall59720892]

@FalconryFinance Pick up line to use on lady realtors-
So you're in real estate?
Can you tell me, is this A LOT? (Point at own crotch)