Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss

| Avalon 4L | Surfside rep | MAGA | Right outside Philly | Body cam permanently off | Merion Club champ ‘97

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

No I’m not hungover, I didn’t fucking sleep. #fairs

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

I didn’t get football tickets because I’m a straight white male. #fuckdei

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

What screams “I’m a cuck” more than being a bike cop?

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Horse flies descend from Hitler

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Playing Retro Bowl while dropping a deuce is top tier. #sweet

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

@BeastoftheEasst 🥷’s work one PGA event and think they hard. Try 1993 member-member champ at Merion.

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Life is like a fraternity if you really think about it. #staywithmenow

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Such a hard fucking life. #lacrosse #finance #segue #pipeline

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

@grantsnyder_ Couldn’t agree more

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

@Chadtheman67 You’re such a fucking nerd!

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

@Chadtheman67 Dude shut the fuck up you libtard😂🫵🏻🫵🏻

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Superlytes are gonna hit so fucking hard down in Avalon this year. You fuckers wish😂😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Brock fucking Majors man. #niche

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

How the fuck is the US baseball team losing to a country the @realDonaldTrump liberated in cold blood???? #HML

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Coors light (cerrs) #grrrrmondays

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

@stuffthatrules_ The Darth Mual fight in Phantom Menace.

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

I only want you to suck my dick is that a problem?

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Closing out a bar then opening up a breakfast spot cbtm. #in

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

I want to leave my phone at home tonight, experience a bar scene with no distractions and chase some tail. However, my dad’s Amex depends on the function of Apple Pay so that’s a no-go.

[Jerome “Baggage Claim” Hankletoss @JHankletoss]

Black card, white sand. #privileged