Joy Haser

Most days I manage to wear matching shoes, I can do like 10 consecutive girl push-ups, and I haven't stabbed anyone all year.

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My sweet friend @jenferlouise is having a @freshlypicked giveaway on her blog http://t.co/5uNwmX5UxC!!! So excited!!! 😱😱

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@LyndseyBrooke42 Sorry- I forgot to text you back after I talked to Nick. Anna Rollins got the hacked msg from him too. Good you deleted it!

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@LyndseyBrooke42 You are so sweet :) We love when you come over and make the evening so fun!! Sorry I'm a little late responding :)

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@SarahPowellin So apparently Flo is still in training to properly fetch the Rio chips and queso. Come on Flo- get it together.

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Who else is bothered that Pluto & Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy's fully clothed w/shoes & talks while Pluto's naked & just barks-WHO ELSE?!

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@JoyWCal I thought for sure you all were set on Icabod!! Hallaway also has a nice ring w/Callaway. We'll have to duel to see who gets Merlin

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I'm only naming my son Merlin if I'm 100% positive he's gonna grow up to be a sorcerer.

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Happy birthday to my baby daddy and hot best friend @HazMavs4Life!!! Excited for our date night :)

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@benji_taylor I know we blamed Harp for our poor attendance, but 2day was my fault. I came home after the game & have some crappy virus- boo

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Raise your hands- Who here has had taco soup 7 out of the last 8 days? Sometimes even twice a day... No one else? Really?

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@ooglebananna Exactly!! Lol! I was OBSESSED! Saw them in concert 7 times & it would've been more if they hadn't broken my <3 by splitting up

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Klove just said "U may remember DCTalk" Are u kidding me?! THEY WERE MY FAVE!! Feeling SUPER old & wanting 2 hear "Jesus loves me" rap song

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@LyndseyBrooke42 also, if one of you doesn't instagram a picture of the pinterest party, I'm gonna have to punch all you skinny girls!!

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@LyndseyBrooke42 You do have some amazing boots from there that I'm jealous of!! I just wanted to tease you about the all caps :)

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@LyndseyBrooke42 I'm not sure Elder Beerman ever deserves this much excitement.

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@LyndseyBrooke42 I think that's actually even more disappointing lol

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I hope Kei$ha permanently loses her voice before Harper can be influenced her music. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

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I'm unclear at what exactly is Pooh's real name- Pooh Bear or Winnie the Pooh? If it's the latter, then what is a "pooh"? #helpchrisrobin

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@megfry11 Sorry I'm 13 days late responding lol :) Thank you for the compliment- it's all 100% true ;)

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I wish they'd add Amy Poehler's Kaitlin character to Walking Dead. I think her "Rickrickrick" would make everybody laugh a little more.