paul simon’s muse

you can call me Al | the Ding Dong Sunshine Future, your friend forever | v grateful | he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ |

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

@ecmcdonald2 @nimgaladh 😭😭😭😭

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

@MerriamWebster idk who the dev assigned to your app is, but PLEASE shake their hand and clap them on the back on my behalf for fixing the word of the day widget so the word is bigger and there isn’t a random white border anymore 🙌

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

can’t wait for spring to roll around so I can watch people learn in real time that Stephen Schwartz ALSO wrote the music and lyrics for “The Prince of Egypt”

[🕸️freak soty ꕤ @secrethollandx]

"Let us be glad"

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

i think of him every thanksgiving

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

@k00z3r More modern ones that come to mind: Avenue Q, Next to Normal, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, Spring Awakening… that’s all I have at the moment

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

@chenzelqueen 🥹🫂

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

hi this is the truest insight into the sole thing that occupied my brain from 12-16 and the fact that it’s resurfacing for me at 30 is so crazy thanks so much

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

@FoxfireAnomaly the book was so crazy I gotta reread it lol

[juliAn @oigevalt]

it’s that time of year again

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

@FoxfireAnomaly @TomZohar just gnawing on table legs with her little pointy teeth

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

cats crack me the fuck up. wdym you wanna hang out while I poop

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

@jamieloftusHELP YESSSSSS

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[paul simon’s muse @JHillaryBoobPhD]

I need Harris to win because it is scary to be trans under a Tr*mp presidency