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John the Black: Space Pirate

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@WhiteHouse How fucking dare you even say his name with your tainted lips!? Stay in your god damn lane.

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@evernote sucks. A note app that can't open is worse than worthless. I paid for this...

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT I know my ESPN password, however I am informed everytime that I attempt to login in that I have been sent a passcode. I have access to that email, however the email does not populate from the host server before the passcode times out. WTF do I do here?

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT I know my ESPN password, however it continuously informs me that it has sent an email with a code to login to my account. I have access to this email, except the host server for that email does not populate the emails before the code times out. WTF do I do here?

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@ESPNFANSUPPORT My email does not populate fast enough from the host server to input the code to login to my account even though I know the password. WTF do I do here guys?

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Yo @BetMGM when will the sportsbook at Nats Park open in DC? I'm tryna lay down some bets.

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Please TIP your delivery drivers

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Capri Suns taste like rollerblading.

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Always a clutch airport purchase 👌

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Get in my way, and I will burn you to the ground.

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Sometimes, my food tastes so good, that I feel like I'm in the matrix...

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What's your favorite flavor of color?

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What wine pairs with best with Extra Toasty Cheez-Its?

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No.

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Total power move...

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Hi-5's are a lubricant for life

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Bitches get scritches

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R.I.P. Lorenzen...

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It's always a fun day in the workspace when you get to the Wingdings font for a work application.

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Fool me once, shame on you. If you fool me twice, you can't get fooled again...