Justin Houston

Writer, Comedian, Advertiser, Teacher...

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@allinkid Jake will have Carpal Tunnel Gif Syndrome, but not be placed on short term IR.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@allinkid I sense a theme in your tweets tonight, Jake. Maybe I am just being overly perceptive, but you seem to want Drake London more involved.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@allinkid I had my heart set on having one of these by now....

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@MatthewBerryTMR @FieldYates @MBFantasyLife Field looking like he stepped right off the cover of Teen Beat magazine.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@allinkid Waffle House is the one place I order Cinnamon Raisin Toast which may classify me as a unique and brilliant mind of my generation or one step closer to becoming a serial killer.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@allinkid I taught middle school and high school in South FL and would see it all the time. I have no idea how they don't drop like flies.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@allinkid Meanwhile, I am starting Jayden Reed.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@FieldYates I guess I hadn't seen you in a while. Letting the hair grow out. I am waiting for your version of the flip! Looks good man!

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@keithlaw I remember you writing about a coffee that you would order online or mail-order, but I can't remember what you recommended. What is your personal favorite(s)? Appreciate the memory jog.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@allinkid Trying to think ahead. Would you prefer the Saints or Pats D in Wk9? Love all your work. Just bought my first bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters. Lol.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@JohnLeguizamo Watching you in Executive Decision on a Saturday morning. You were such a badass.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@EBischoff Too late to get a signed hardcover with you and Guy?

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@MatthewBerryTMR TMR, I am trying to up my draft hosting game. League of teachers and regular guys. If I fly you down, want to come to our draft and tailgate at the FAU opener? #neverafraidtobetoldno #whatstheworstthatcanhappen #maybehesallergictocats

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@YaOnlyLivvOnce Okay, if my wife and I just met your bro in Ormond Beach, I will immediately buy merch and be a lifelong fan. Loved Tony!

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@billburr Hey Bill, when you come to WPB...wanna grab a drink?

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@SteveMartinToGo My wife and I are both teachers and would love to go to your show at the Kravis in WPB, but they are sold out. Want to sell us some comp tickets? We are huge fans of you both! Hey, you never know if you don't ask, right?

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@aaronjreiss Thank you and shame on me for not betting more on the Mike White and Jared Goff bets on Sunday. Betting makes me hate myself even when I win.

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@nandodifino
Why does Vaccaro hate you? Did you briefly date his sister?

[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

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[Justin Houston @JHouston30]

@mikedicenzo Being married semi-guarantees me a plus one. Beyond that...they come for the appetizers.