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[DON G @KINGGGE_]

I bought a vending machine from a local business that was closing for $1,200.

About Two weeks later, the owner asked me to give him back the change inside it. The machine had been sitting in the corner of his diner for years.

When he retired, he sold the tables, chairs, equipment, and the vending machine. The bill of sale simply listed "one snack vending machine."

I hauled it home and cleaned it before putting it in my auto repair shop.

When I opened the coin compartment, I found......

[Howell @JHowell2133]

@simply_gary @krause3500 I'm sorry we had such a terrible conversation yesterday catching up as friends

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@simply_gary @krause3500 I feel personally attacked

[Howell @JHowell2133]

Not even mad about this

[Cubby's Sports B&G @CubbysBrookings]

Me: finding out Cubby’s is giving away a free 16 oz. ranch with any takeout order with a retweet, repost or share. 😝

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@willy_olson @TJ704 @oldmilwaukee He's a changed man out there. Can't get the good stuff

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#Sweepstakes @schuneman85

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@Pietilatime Did you get a cat? Or did your daughters get a cat? This is important.

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@simply_gary @NelsDer @RiskTravis I'm in!

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@simply_gary @nwmissourifarms @mocornfarmer Is it on Netflix or just that fancy Sundance channel

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@simply_gary @mocornfarmer Step two: smell it first, then causally slip away and hope it's taken care of by the time you get back

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@simply_gary @mocornfarmer Step one: take him to daycare all the time. Hope he poops there.

[Howell @JHowell2133]

@Pietilatime Your computer wizardry is endless

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@rtoben Is this like that time you dumped a cooler on the guy sleeping on the couch by the fire and pretended to be asleep for the next 20 minutes?

[Howell @JHowell2133]

@simply_gary: I could be getting pistol whipped in the broom closet, but as long as I have flank steak, I'm alright

[Howell @JHowell2133]

@dfaber84 Best thing I've found about Alexa is right after you say "Alexa, fart"

I also have the maturity of a 12 year old

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@simply_gary Is his email [email protected]?

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@simply_gary ?

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@simply_gary He's welcome anytime

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@simply_gary I haven't seen Norman in a long time. He's one of the best boys

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@simply_gary I mean... Kinda