Jim Behrle

America's Greatest Living Poet

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Possible new US flag

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I watch the World Cup in Spanish because Alexi Lalas is a plague upon our land @AlexiLalas

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Should I apply for the position to run Doctor Who

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Let’s go Hartford Whalers

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How did Jeremy Lin not make the cover of the New Yorker

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"ePIC mOMENT"

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Epic moment JD Vance chest bumps an airman at the Air Force Academy graduation today 🤣

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Oh like you don't confuse Iran and Venezuala

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I think Trump should be getting annual exams at Walter Reed at least once a week. He should be sleeping in an MRI machine.

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Texas, y'all crazy. Am I doing that correctly?

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Tulsi Gabbard will you go to the WFMU prom with me

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Wemby la bête

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New James Bond Announced

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Baseball fights in Taiwan are next level

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Do I want to pay money to Amazon to watch the Knicks?

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I believe it was starting a pointless war

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In 2021, Joe Biden’s Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm said, “The president does not control the price of gasoline.”

What changed?

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Sign me up

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We Asked Al To Show America Without Republicans.

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I guess I wasn't invited to the Met Gala

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Cognitive tests are given to people to see if they have dementia

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Atlanta Hawks Mercy Rule

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I want the Celtics to win but Maxey is awesome

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I like to live a Brian Scalabrine-less life