🇨🇳 'You Americans say you have freedom of speech, but you know what I'm going to do now? I'm going to criticize Christopher Columbus!! Let's see how much you defend your free speech then!!!'
Liebe Chinesen,
Mbappe hat recht, Mao Zedong ist ein Diktator und China ist ein totalitärer Staat.
Mein Name ist Bruno Fernandes und ich spiele für Manchester United.
Mbappé's situation is basically the real-life version of a Soviet joke
A guy walks down the street shouting, "The dictator must step down!"
The Red Guards grab him on the spot.
The guy quickly explains, "I was talking about the US President!"
The Red Guard sneers, "Cut the crap—we've been at this for years; do you think we don't know who's the real dictator around here?"