Jason Two Lungs Fox

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@AndrewSchmidtFC oooh, a trinitron in the fire nook 😻

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@AndrewSchmidtFC whoa nelly! enjoy the view from orbit 🧑‍🚀

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behind the wheel of a cold french fry

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me when someone sneezes

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my best tweet of all time turned 3 last week.

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.@DenverPolice can I get a helicopter ride later tonight?

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https://t.co/HjHlxF5hSY

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How's your reading period going @parisreview over there in the real literary world

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has @parisreview acknowledged @TBQuarterly yet?

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@bluegaria_king yeah i prefer poetry mastodon

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@basedSteven_ oh shit yes i did

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@basedSteven_ what did i actually pay for this?

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@bluegaria_king i loved that way before you did

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coulda been there, coulda done that

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the worst part about becoming a father is knowing that all of the teeth are already in there

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i have never know whose turn it is at stop signs. i just try to trust in a shared sense of anxiety that we must all go at one point or another.

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@tylerleeholter upon first glance i read "underwear model". second glance brought me to "underwear welder." and then i finally got it.

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listening to a loop of the first 2 seconds of Mr. Bojangles today

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@dykconicpoetics oh no i googled it

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@tylerleeholter @jackstblack a gem

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people say "reptilian brain" like it's a bad thing but have u ever met a lizard??

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@tylerleeholter about two years, not too long