Justin S. Johnson

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@Dell and @DellCares is a joke. Their site doesn't work. My rewards points expire while they're trying to fix their site and then they tell me there's nothing they can do... But they do send me a quote to buy some more stuff at full price like that's going to happen-_-

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

I like it when businesses with rewards programs use that data to send targeted offers.

Unfortunately, @ChipotleTweets just sends everybody free guac for their birthday.

Even the people who have never ever ever ordered guac and never ever will.

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@Princeb Yes, it's a yearly rate. But I'm sure most people are paying more than a a penny a day.

Short sell $1,000 of stock and you could be paying $3 a day (calculations are ballpark, don't reflect any interest received on pro... https://t.co/MbgXLikLtm

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@abebut @ThinkTankCharts Sounds about right. Knowing when to quit is one of those grown up attitudes one learns through experience... Should be a nice lesson for them.

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@jimmyjohns Wish it worked for more than 2 sandwiches in a single order.

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia Maybe the Hot Topic of the early 2000s, but not today's. They're a useful pop culture store.

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia You can have my last bf who always sat down no matter what (HI FRENCHY!).

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia See, this is why I stick with guys. It's easier, less likely to get arrested for domestic violence, no toilet seat arguments, no headaches, no having to lie about "does this make me look fat".

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia All of it. Is there some female nude swapping no homo underground? My less-than-straight brain is struggling here with girls swapping nudes for giggles. I mean, guys do it to compare sizes but... I unno. Just like I unno why girls watch lesbian porn.

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia *eye roll*

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

How not to do crowd control, courtesy @detroitpolice. Not sure chemical agents like tear gas are supposed to be directly fired at people, nor fired in anger while chasing people.

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia *coughs*

*sneezes*

*coughs*

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

Told you there would be patronizing bullshit.

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

.@amazon clearly is having a problem with its payment systems since it is trying to authorize payment THREE TIMES for a single order for some dumb ass reason. (The reply will probably be some patronizing bullshit about how authorizations work, as if I am an idiot.)

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@AmazonHelp #missingthepoint
#oblivious

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia I know. I stand by what I said. :) #trouble

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia getting "dronk" certainly didn't help I bet

[Justin S. Johnson @JJJJust]

@TAFKA_Nia I lurk, on this account anyways.

I am not loud or interesting enough to be heard over the din of popular people on social media, so I don't bother.