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[cantonakid @JJShipley5]

@AlternativeMUFC V1pcpvð2cdð2 d

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

What the fuck his Tony is insane 💀

[cantonakid @JJShipley5]

@AlternativeMUFC Anyone got a link to this?

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

✅ David Gill became closer to #mufc when Ed Woodward left and is expected to be tapped into by the incoming INEOS regime. @lauriewhitwell

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

🚨 Ticket giveaway 🚨

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@OfficialPDC

[cantonakid @JJShipley5]

@paddypower @OfficialPDC I've just been called into London to speak with the chief exec about me not going to the Christmas party and not working either last Tuesday. I feel like a video call would have done the trick but since I'm in London anyway...

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Netflix and chill.”

Me, an intellectual:

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

No words needed. https://t.co/elc8olhySv

[Fred The Red’s Burner Phone 👹📱 @FredUndercover]

@ManUtd @MarcusRashford To the changing room

[Jack Hancock @HancockAnalysis]

Bafétimbi Gomis ffs

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/j2X7Ei8qIY

[cantonakid @JJShipley5]

@Fsherrock @ModusDarts180 @MSSdarts @lpdetecting @MarshallMotorGp @simonelliott33 @EmpireFightingC @LstyleEurope @DynastyDartsInt @OfficialPDC @JacquiOatley Congrats. Keep on smashing it girl, breaking those glass ceilings

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/VxDWy6h7Ql

[Aidan Walsh 🔰 @AidanWalshMUFC]

Fergie time winner, it was written in the stars

[cantonakid @JJShipley5]

🤣

[max seddon @maxseddon]

Putin claims Prigozhin’s plane crashed because the Wagner leadership got drunk and/or high, then set off hand grenades during the flight.

Seems legit, definitely no further questions about that incident, we can all move on

[cantonakid @JJShipley5]

Sometimes you have to do what is right. Not what you want

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

Laughing too hard at this hahahahahha WTF