Joseph J. Strife

Wrestling fan. Gamer. Asexual. Not much else, really.

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

YOU WANT TO PLAY AVENGERS?

WE WILL THANOS SNAP YOUR SPINES!

[Pac / Sam King 👑♠️🐶🌈 @PacKimblee]

How many contestants do we need on "Who wants To Be LWE's Savior" do we need, hm? You already have your answer right in front of you, and it never was any of you.
ESPECIALLY @RockerboyyyJC. All that talk and we still lay ya out.
The Peacecorps will shut you all up, one at a time.

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

@CharityNickster WHAT COMES NEXT IS PEACE!

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

WE BRING PEACE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Pac / Sam King 👑♠️🐶🌈 @PacKimblee]

.@LWETigerG, just a REMINDER, to even you, Mr. US Champ @CharityNickster, don't fuck with the Peace Corps' mission. And NO champion is SAFE!

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

Oh, my god.

AEW talked about the title like the NWA stopped existing.

Then proceeded to lift their TV title's current design.

(I'm aware their National also resembled this but yellow, but come on now!)

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

THERE IT IS! Time to crown the FIRST EVER AEW National Champion!

Watch #AEWFullGear on HBO Max PPV

[Pac / Sam King 👑♠️🐶🌈 @PacKimblee]

Stay fucking retired, old man. #LWEUniverse

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

Taylor Taylor: You suck
Juggernaut Jones: You suck
Nik Hemmerling: You're cool...but not by much
William Parker: Your honorary Titans T-shirt is in the mail.

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

@SkytelWrestling One of these things is not like the others (It's Starks, he WANTS to do things, he's been aggressively loud about it)

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

TAYLOR, I WILL DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD AND SHIT IN YOUR CORNFLAKES

IN REVERSE ORDER!

[LWE - Lunatic Wrestling Entertainment @LWETigerG]

What we thought was going to be KashCoin's opportunity has now turned into a blood boiled rivalry continuation, as O.T.T.V (@Nik_Hammer67 @MrHollywoodTT) faces the LWE World Tag Team Champions, The Title Town Titans (@PacKimblee @JJStrife)!

#LWEUniverse

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

Just listening to some Bee Gees as America sets itself on fire again.

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

@MrHollywoodTT A better wrestler than you. One that retired you twice.

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

@MrHollywoodTT So, you admit you're a shit wrestler, then?

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

You may have beaten me this time, @MrHollywoodTT but the joke's on you.

The SMFN Driver doesn't affect me, because I'm Ace.

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

I'm sorry, what's the score again? Cause I still think I'm winning.

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

REIGN 15!

GIVE IT UP FOR REIGN 15!

[Battle Prowess Wrestling @BPDubyah]

Congratulations to our new B.P.W Tag Team Champions, the Title Town Titans (@JJStrife & @PacKimblee)

This makes the 15th title to add to their championship collection!

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

@MrHollywoodTT

[mel / lani 🌐 @slimebombed]

every asexual ive met has been the freakiest person ever its so funny

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

@MrHollywoodTT Nah, that's you spamming my name 19 times

[Joseph J. Strife @JJStrife]

GODDAMNIT, WHY CAN'T @TaylorGTaylor13 JUST GO THE HELL AWAY?!

I WILL TAKE MY SIZE 10, AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS SO FAR, HE'LL FLOSS WITH MY SHOELACES!

(I'd also say I'd make him remember my name, but he clearly does...19 times over.)

#LWERiot