Jared Hoffmann

UW-Whitewater

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

Told my professor I had the flu and wasn’t able to go to class yesterday. Got this email today... 😳😳

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

@Brewers I’m going to bet against you the rest of the season when you win the division you owe me compensation

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

@Spotify whoever was in charge of putting “create” instead of your library on the bottom right of the screen should be fired

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

The American flag is looking extra beautiful today

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

Are chocolate chip cookies a

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

@joelvitrano @Benaskren see you in one year

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

You’re telling me, if I train for one year I can beat a UFC fighter?

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

This fight was more rigged then Jose Canseco’s fight in rough n rowdy #billyfootball

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

Can’t believe we just won the World Series!!

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

@ProfitBets Iowa 2H money line +265👀

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

Green Bay right now

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

@RealSlimSchady 2021 going to be the best year ever!✌🏻

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

Are the keys

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @JacksPizza I got your dumb ass pizza

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Not my finest recipe 😉

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

CHINESE VIRUS FACT CHECK

[B/R Football @brfootball]

BREAKING: Paulo Dybala has confirmed he has tested positive for COVID-19

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

Thank you @arminvanbuuren for always having a freshly squeeze ASOT every week!! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/qmnTY6KhFX

[Jared Hoffmann @JJ_Hoffmann]

@CerlinDerlin Sorry they’re all by my place.. don’t take them