John James

entrepreneur, bon viveur, poseur!

[John James @JJames307]

The pilot! 😂

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

You’re on a plane and it’s about to go down, THERE IS ONLY TWO parachutes.

You keep one for yourself.

Who gets the second parachute?

[John James @JJames307]

Great promo for Specsavers? 🤣

[Anti Woke Memes @AntiWokeMemes]

What's your response for this person?

[John James @JJames307]

The status quo then 😂

[Val @TrumpsHurricane]

This Liberal woman is on a ‘Sex Strike’ until Trump is out of office.

What’s your response to her ??

[John James @JJames307]

Yup!

[John James @JJames307]

Lower IQ than an amoeba 😂

[Thomas King @TomK_Brit1993]

Genuine question: what's your honest opinion of David Lammy?

[John James @JJames307]

Nope! 🤣

[Ivanka Trump RV Q🇺🇸 @0ivankaTrump1]

Should schools remove pork from cafeterias out of respect for Muslim students?

A. Yes
B. No

[John James @JJames307]

If he feels that way, why is he dressed like a poodle? 😂

[Anti Woke Memes @AntiWokeMemes]

Islamic Muslim scholar says:

“Dogs are filthy and enemies of the prophet. If you have one, you are unclean and angels will never visit your home. Anyone with a pet dog is committing haram and will be punished by Allah.”

What is your response to him?

[John James @JJames307]

Er, fuck off? 🤣

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

🚨🇬🇧 Los musulmanes en el Reino Unido piden la PROHIBICIÓN de comer en público durante las horas del día de RAMADÁN.

Argumentan que ver a la gente comiendo aumenta su tentación y que el Islam debe ser respetado.

¿Cuál es tu mensaje para ellos?

[John James @JJames307]

@Mofoman360 @sharrond62 @jk_rowling She’s an absolute gem 👍🤓

[John James @JJames307]

Yup! 😂

[John James @JJames307]

These aren’t British achievements.. they are ENGLISH achievements.. remember that and then feel proud 👍

[Proudofus.uk @ProudofusUK]

🇬🇧 Most British schoolchildren are taught about Magna Carta.

They are taught it was sealed in twelve fifteen at Runnymede.

They are taught it is the foundation of English liberty.

They are taught it is one of the most important documents in human history.

They are not taught what came next.

They are not taught about the eighty years between twelve fifteen and twelve ninety-five when ordinary Englishmen forced three successive kings to write down, for the first time in any kingdom in medieval Europe, what English law was, what English liberty was, and how an English king must govern.

They are not taught about the Charter of the Forest, which restored the right to graze, gather firewood, and live on common land, and which remained in force for seven hundred and fifty-four years.

They are not taught about the Provisions of Oxford in twelve fifty-eight, often called England's first written constitution, which placed the king under a council of fifteen and required Parliament to meet three times a year.

They are not taught about the Provisions of Westminster in twelve fifty-nine, which subjected the barons themselves to the same law they had forced upon the king.

They are not taught about Simon de Montfort, an earl born in France who died for England, who summoned the first Parliament in English history to include ordinary commoners alongside the great lords.

They are not taught about the Statute of Marlborough in twelve sixty-seven, which is the oldest piece of statute law in the United Kingdom still in force today. ⚖️

Seven hundred and fifty-nine years old.

If you've ever taken a debt to court in England, you've used it. 🏠 If you've ever rented a home, you've been protected by it. 👑 If a creditor can't lawfully drag your possessions into the street to settle what you owe, that's because of a law signed seven hundred and fifty-nine years ago.

They are not taught about the Model Parliament of twelve ninety-five, summoned by Edward the First, which became the shape of every English Parliament since.

Eighty years. Three successive kings. The first written constitution in any kingdom in medieval Europe.
It was not given to them. It was not handed down from God or king or Pope.

✍️ It was written. By Englishmen. For England.

🇬🇧 The British write their own history. They always have.

This one needed more than a thread. The full story is in our video, watch it below 👇

Help us remember who we are. Help us remember every British achievement. 👇🙏

👉 https://t.co/rih7iKwnvf 👈

Be part of us. ☝️🇬🇧

Be Proud Of Us. 🙏🇬🇧

[John James @JJames307]

Absolutely, her choice 👍

[El Pelado De La TV @peladodelatv]

🎾 SE PUSO PICANTE EN EL TENIS
Aryna Sabalenka, la número 1 del ranking WTA, se negó a usar el brazalete LGBT durante sus partidos, lo que generó fuertes críticas por parte de la izquierda.
¿Apoyas la decisión de esta jugadora?
1 - Sí, totalmente
2 - No, para nada

[John James @JJames307]

No, Never! 😫

[John James @JJames307]

Prat! 🤣

[John James @JJames307]

Sorry, can’t think of a more appropriate word! 🤣

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

Describe Zach Polanski in one word?
Other than Cunt !!!

[John James @JJames307]

Join in! 😂

[Marlayna @Marlayna29]

You walked in on your girlfriend cheating but with a girl...what will you do?

[John James @JJames307]

Of course NOT! 😫

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Yes or No?

[John James @JJames307]

Oops, that’s the super injunction’s cover blown then!
😂😂

[NJ 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🦮🚜 @NjjNeal]

@bbclaurak He’s in luck with the distraction from his Ukrainian rent boy trial currently going on

[John James @JJames307]

👍

[Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 @MbarkCherguia]

Pink-haired Just Stop Oil activist Phoebe Plummer has been sentenced to two years in prison for throwing soup on a $90 million Van Gogh painting.

What’s your reaction to the sentence?

[John James @JJames307]

E(asy)😂

[Lee Patriot Hood @Mofoman360]

How would you describe David Lammy

A. Stupid
B. Brainless
C. Embarrassing
D. Racist
E.All of the Above