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[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Karoline Leavitt "It will be funny, it will be entertaining, there will be some shots fired tonight in the room. Everyone should tune it, it's gonna be really great!"
Yes, she actually said this 👆

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning report, CNN just analyzed all the ways Donald Trump and his family have profited from his Presidency. This is insane

[Nazanin Nour @NazaninNour]

Reza Pahlavi addressed the diaspora & said:

“Remember that, in the eyes of the world, you are representatives of the great Iranian nation. Your conduct must be worthy, civilized, & consistent with the ethics & culture of Iran.”👌🏽

I hope his most ardent supporters listen to him.

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

There was so much talk about the protests in Iran – but they drowned in blood. The world has not helped enough the Iranian people, it has stood aside.

What will Iran become after this bloodshed? If the regime survives, it sends a clear signal to every bully – kill enough people, and you stay in power.

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

MY PRECIOUS!!!

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON WINNING THE "I CAN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE I'M WARMONGER AND A CLOWN SO I ATTACKED VENEZUELA AND FORCED THEM TO GIVE ME THEIR PRIZE WHICH I WILL BRING TO ALL MY MEETINGS AND WATCH MY CABINET MEMBERS CLAP LIKE CYMBAL-BANGING MONKEY TOYS."

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Trump called off strikes on Iran after a Chinese plane landed in Tehran (special cargo?); Israel secretly called the Iranian regime to assure them they won’t participate in the attack. The official claim is Trump stopped for a tactical reason. It’s likely the US saw itself alone.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

BREAKING!!! Trump has arrived in Greenland

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Democracy requires flexibility

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Why is he sitting like that?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

COMING SOON — NEW KNEE PADS FOR ALL CEO’s, UNIVERSITIES, AND GOP BENDING THE KNEE TO DONALD TRUMP.

YOUR KNEES LOOK VERY SORE FROM ALL YOUR GROVELING. THEY WILL EVEN BE SIGNED BY YOUR DEAR LEADER SINCE YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH! YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!

[JJemini @JJemini]

@Maga_Trigger 35789995432189064

[JJemini @JJemini]

@RapidResponse47 @VP Then don’t shut it down… You’re the ones in power

[JJemini @JJemini]

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[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

KIND DONALD THE TURD NEEDED A CZAR WHO'D COMMIT ANY CRIMES FOR HIM, SO HE PICKED TOM "THE SCUM" HOMAN. TOMMY WAS IN TROUBLE SO DONNY MADE IT GO AWAY. THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON COMMITTING CRIMES AT THE BORDER: THE BORDER CZAR. LET'S DEPORT THE DEPORTER.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Pay attention. Donald Trump is dismantling the First Amendment in real time.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I'M ALL FOR QUASIMODO DONALD WEARING A MASK. WE DON'T NEED TO SEE HIS DROOPY FACE - THE COUNTRY HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH. BUT MASKS FOR HIS MILITIA? NOT ON MY WATCH. WHEN THE LAW HIDES ITS FACE, THEY'RE AN OUTLAW. I'M GAVIN C. NEWSOM AND I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR ICE:

NO. MASK. FOR YOU!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The USA meets every single one of these conditions. Not just one. Every. Single. One.