Jason Mercer

Imperfect man, average bassist, work-shy runner, happy family person, expert home inhabitant, retired Panto King.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@Sainsburys_Bank @yojot Your policyholders are real people, not just a policy number or a an insurance premium amount to pocket.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@Sainsburys_Bank @yojot Whoever is monitoring the @Sainsburys_Bank feed (I assume “Daniel” is a default name), please get this insurance claim moving. As a claims professional for nearly 30 years, this level of service is similar to the bad old days.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

Brilliant show by @pierrenovellie at Ed Fringe tonight. We laughed loads. Right up our street. As was @alexkealy in a 10 min slot later on elsewhere. Will seek him out in the future. Now onto @jaydeadams tomorrow!

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@runnersworlduk - fancy giving a plug our little run? Petts Wood 10kz A fantastic friendly, scenic race with a multitude of supporting marshals that can be entered at https://t.co/WO73AIU1o2 #running #10k

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

Sign up for the Petts Wood 10k!
#pettswood #running #10k #runners

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@CenterParcsUK - at least the girls could choose a sparkly hair brush with their name on! That seems fair…

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

Interesting that the toy shop at @CenterParcsUK @CP_UK_Elveden think only boys want to play with trucks. A store stuck in the last century? Come on Center Parcs! #ForTrucksSake

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

If you do go, don't make the mistake of not ordering the chunky chips/bricks.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

1st visit to @CoraPearlCG - on the strength of a @richardosman rec on the @OffMenuOfficial podcast.

The toastie starter lived up to the billing as did every course. Hadn't envisaged sitting in the cosy basement level but was a great vibe and the barman looked after us!

Go!

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@SteveSangster @robbeckettcomic Bromley town, obvs. Borough would be weirdly vague.

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@robbeckettcomic Never been disappointed with Ho Lok (Masons Hill - Bromley Common)

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

I'm still regretting not being able to come up with something funny to say about it. Fortunately, @Baddiel didn't have that issue and based on the subject matter, just being nice seems appropriate.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

Great show by @Baddiel in Bromley tonight. Go see him!

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@FootballRamble - please, so far, that I didn’t choose this weekend for “Dark” Match Of The Day

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@richardosman Tough!
1. Grandstand
2. A-Team
3. Taskmaster

(with an honorable mention of Bonanza)

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

There can never be true equality at the @Olympics until the men have to do those prancing about bits in their gymnastic floor routines, as the women do.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@FootballRamble You'll be back in time to report the news of Big Sam being parachuted in to save the day.

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@MarkHyn03699576 @s_vintage @BBCSport I appreciate you concluding that I represent "the left" but I am just a mere soul who is still struggling to see where the joke was.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@Lfc_chris321 @bmore41 @s_vintage @BBCSport The point about the post is racism. Obviously and clearly.

[Jason Mercer @JJenvis]

@MarkHyn03699576 @s_vintage @BBCSport No it isn't. Next!?