Jessica Jewell

Aspiring Science Fiction Writer. Mom of two. Occasional Player of Hashtag Games.

[Jessica Jewell @JJewellX]

Who you calling a troll? I'll have you know I belong to a far grumpier sub-species that avoids bridges entirely.

[Jew in a Canoe ✡️🇨🇦 memoir now available! @WillieHandler]

Alexa comes in a male version. He will give explanations without even being asked. It's so cool.

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A butterfly was smacking into my window this morning, again and again, so I moved it, ever so carefully, to the garden, where it let me get very close with my camera for a while before flying away, off to spawn a new generation of stupid butterflies.

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"Does the devil get scared if she dies in her dreams..."
Love when I find a song with good lyrics.
"Devil Like Me" @RKSBandOfficial

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My husband thinks I should get a smart watch, to tell me how well I slept and my stress level, but I had one when I was a kid and didn't find it useful. Although, back then, we called it mood ring.

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The ethical conundrums of parenthood: rescue the snail, or enjoy the break from pretending to be a cat.

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Probably the weirdest thing I've written...

Drabblecast 490 ��� Slime on my Hackles https://t.co/YyEQLn9iGt
@Drabblecast

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I'm thrilled to announce, my short story "Finding A Way Across" has been published by @WhiteWallReview! Follow the link to give it a read. https://t.co/QSWPqLsEey

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It's been a long time since I've stumbled onto something as well written and addictive as N.K. Jemisin's "The Broken Earth Series." I highly recommend it. #reading #books

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Today I realized I may be the only person who avoids driving over bags because they could be full of kittens.

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Christmas is the time of year you can walk around for hours with sparkles all over your forehead, and apparently no one will say a word.

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@Realpolitiki Not for the beard I have, of course, for the beard I want.

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@EJT___ Oh Eric the Unreasonably Long Nicknamed Person, you're incorrigible.

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#ImStillAKidAtHeartBecause of a donor list mishap.

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@Mordecai5280 She offered to take his place as the Beast's captive/seductee

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@RemiLuna1 Ah... what?

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As a child, it eluded me the Beast was planning to break the spell with Belle's father before she showed up.

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I've gained so many skills during this reno, and I hope to never use any of them again.

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Two weeks from my long awaited moving day! Looking forward to getting my brain back.

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@Sweetiepiee What is it?