Uncle Jake

UTSA Rugby Alumni| Illiterate| Your friendly neighborhood sauce god | Livin Like Larry

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

Y’all really trippin bout climate change all we need to do is take it and push it somewhere else

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

@BigTig_ @WadexFlash Came here to say to say this thank you for your service

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

I loooove I looOooove

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

My dad told me he’d go to school just so he could have a meal. And folk want to take that away.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A Georgia Republican suggested kids who participate in school lunch programs "sponge off the government" https://t.co/zMjYwUde7L

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

@advitwake …ain’t he have multiple other movies recently?

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

I directly suffered from this in THREE leagues and even I don’t gaf. It happens. It’s CMC this happens every year except for last

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Not kidding this should be a huge fine for the 49ers.

The leagues value is insanely tied to fantasy and betting.

Withholding this information is not acceptable and incredibly anti-fan.

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

They actually made this as close as possible even with including Lebron

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

Which Heat team are you Taking in a best of 7 series ? 🤔

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

Unless he’s only talking about Basketball golf for the US Devin dumb as I’ll get out

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Devin Booker believes that becoming an NBA champion is more difficult than winning a gold medal

“I feel like all the best talent in the world is in the NBA, and this is coming from an Olympic gold medalist (who believes) that being an NBA champion is probably harder to do.”

(Via @sam_amick / https://t.co/zSN2UO6O6n)

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

YouTube exists… dvds exist… the internet exists…Yall don’t do any research?

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Buddy was born is 2006 talkin bout Jordan and the 86 Celtics. I hate basketball media

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

Lebron LeCrybaby

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

17 years old saying jordan is the goat is the same thing as a 17 year old saying tupac or biggie is the GOAT. You’re just saying that for brownie points man.

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

@WareMuse A real one

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

He was never an asshole. Boston fans are tho

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

Drafted a tight end with pro bowl potential

Missed on a wr like everyone does

Got a RB with immense talent

Drafted a dart throwin passer to replace a 35 year old who is also coming off of Achilles surgery.

You think they division contenders by accident?

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

This how you know people just live in their lil bubble cuz people say this stuff all the time😭

[blonded 💫 @BlondedDynasty]

You never hear:
“LeBron couldn’t stop Kyrie from leaving”
“Kobe couldn’t keep Shaq in shape”
“Jordan couldn’t control Rodman”

But we always hearing:
“Curry can’t control Draymond, he’s a bad leader” make it make sense

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

If he cried in the parking lot for Kevin I wonder what he woulda done for Kyrie then

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“Kyrie Irving is the scorer that everyone thinks of Kevin Durant.”

- Draymond Green

(h/t @kyriecenter )

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

Because despite his size she does a great job of not letting larger players bully him and has a good nose for the ball, usually causing deflections and steals.

[The NBA Realist @nbarealist23]

How is Kyrie Irving the "most skilled" player ever when he is mediocre on defense, which btw happens to be 50% of the game?

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

It’s never fallen off. And the only reason it will eventually fall off is because Bron fans will be more numerous than Jordan supporters as time goes on. Just how it goes

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

They should be. I will find them

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Former NBA exec says a lot of players think Paul Pierce is better than Dwyane Wade but afraid to say it out loud: https://t.co/l7yS92jAP6

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

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[♕𝕕𝕒𝕧𝕠𓅓 @shpillo_]

you go down the list of top 5-10 players to ever touch the Hardwood & they all played for at least 1 Legendary Coach. wish Bron got to experience that same luxury. what could’ve been 🤔

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

Negative

[Uncle Jake @JJoates_]

They shoulda