Jordan

[allosexist berf @igbopresenting]

do british people still do the accent when nobody’s around?

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@Schnell_A Yes it is 🥺

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

Name something better than watching Princess Diaries with your daughter while eating noodles I’ll wait

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

Imagine having a bad attitude and calling it a “personality trait” 🙃

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

if there’s buttcrack then there’s GOTTA be buttweed

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

How it started: How it’s going:

[bear @iamblackbear]

i feel shit

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@Schnell_A

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@Schnell_A I’m done 😂😂 Actual footage of Celia and Derek while you sing “no butt stuff”

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@Schnell_A Abso mf lutely

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

When in doubt, clean your closet out

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@Mariahh457 @kaela_mansell $jjplatt123

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@Schnell_A It doesn’t matter how you were “dancing” LMAOO IF THEY RAN INTO YOU ITS BECAUSE THEY WERENT A CAR LENGTH AWAY AKA FOLLOWING TOO CLOSE 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤧

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@mermaidemm How I’m trying to be ASAP

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

“I’m sorry and oh yeah also I’m a sagittarius”

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

Working on the weekend like usual 💪🏼

[Jordan @JJplatt11]

@Schnell_A Ur wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂