JJ

💻 Developer | Building on Bitcoin & Solana | Coding my way through Life | Memecoin hunter

[parq @parqxchange]

Liquidity farming is now live on the Parquet Exchange.

Deposit USDC into a per-market pool and become the direct counterparty to every leveraged trader, in exchange for 60% of their trading fees (paid out in USDC).

Each trade on Parquet pays a 0.1% fee of notional (0.05% maker). 60% of that fee accrues straight to the pool and compounds into NAV. LP tokens (per-market exposure; indexes coming soon) rise in USDC value automatically .

You are the house. If traders net win, the pool pays them. If they net lose the pool keeps the edge on top of the fees. Supplying liquidity allows traders to collect the taker fees they'd otherwise pay.

As the Parquet Exchange continues to generate volume, LP'ing is the structurally long position on that flow.

See you on the Trading floor.

https://t.co/Mg9QPyOrq1

[parq @parqxchange]

We could have done a VC raise and grifted everyone with a downonly token and subpar product that founders have no interest in working on beyond securing their exits.

But to us, an important part of the Parquet "experiment" is showing that it's possible for anyone to build a valuable protocol without relying on connections or capital. (we're just getting started btw)

Coming this week:

Liquidity farming
PnL cards
Parquet Exchange's first Trading Competition
Additional markets

https://t.co/Vf6Aud2lLv

[JJ @JJtried]

@Pumpfun Another vamp mode added.

- Dev is eating fees by cash back one.
- Why cash back? It’s an AI narrative; it should be agent mode.
- Circle commented on the narrative. USDC makes most sense.
- HELLOOO? Creator claimed this is the best narrative.

[Rekt Degen (🍊,💊) @InfluencersRugU]

Some quick napkin math based on the numbers @Truthcoin suggested last night:

Let's say you lock in your slice of the memecoin pie at a 300k market cap. Once the coin generates 300k in trading fees, your entry to real $ECASH would be $30 per coin.

Keep holding and fees hit 600k? Your entry drops to $15. At 3M in fees, it's $3 per coin.

ECASH can easily become one of the top forks. Bitcoin Cash is currently at $450.

This is why I kept saying the Solana chart doesn't matter. You have to think WAY bigger. This is an entry to the most hyped Bitcoin fork in nearly a decade. The only logical move from these levels is to buy and wait.

Imagine flipping for a quick 2x or even worse, panicking and selling a red candle at a loss, only to look back a year later and realize you could've claimed 6 figs of a top coin on CMC.

When was the last time you found a pumpfun coin that actually gave you something real to hold for years?

[JJ @JJtried]

@blknoiz06 @L00NATIC___ in 2026/2027 it will be ton

[JJ @JJtried]

@RuneCrypto_ @AnySwapBot Trying logging in just for once.

Never able to login and earn those “points”

[JJ @JJtried]

@vanshuETH +1 reply

[JJ @JJtried]

@carlosspaces @jin_story Nice, Actually $SCRIBBLI is not a English word.

[Carlos (GXIISyndicate) @CarlosGXII]

DOPE LORE HERE, THANKS FOR YOUR RESEARCH DUDE @jin_story 🫡

SENDDDDD IT AND CRIMEEE IT!

0x4a97c81c9bebcbc08d926715fc7ba5a6a877ef27 -- ETH

33xDbZM2bUHF841LKJauRZFrDtBJiUKhCH5yVh2KDWH2 -- SOL

[Basel de’ Medici @bassel_amin]

What is $Asteroid ☄️ on @BagsApp and what happened so far :

- Asteroid is a plush Shiba Inu astronaut designed by Liv Perrotto, a 15-year-old SpaceX fan who battled pediatric cancer and passed away on January 14, 2026.

- It flew as the zero-g indicator on the Polaris Dawn mission in September 2024, with proceeds from replicas supporting St. Jude. Liv drew it in a spacesuit with a Floki-inspired vibe.

- Liv left a handwritten list of wishes for Elon Musk. The last one asked to make Asteroid the official mascot of SpaceX so it could fly on future missions.

- Rebecca Perrotto @rebeccaperrotto , Liv’s mom, shared the list publicly. A few days ago on April 18, 2026, Elon replied “Ok 😀” confirming Asteroid as the official SpaceX mascot.

- The Bags coin launched in August 2025, Rebecca claimed back then ~ 300$

- 4 Days ago @elonmusk announces Asteroid as possibly the official mascot of @SpaceX

- multiple coins emerge, one on ETH runs to 200M. On SOL multiple coins emerge , specifically one by Jack Duval which was bundled and listed by @moonshot although no proof of donations existed.

- some other coins with other spellings came out, but Rebecca assured that “Asteroid” is the right spelling for the Mascot.

- $Asteroid on Bags collects 42,000$ which Rebecca claims, the coin hits 2 million mcap.

- she claims more and posts about the bags donations sending the coin to 4.2m mcap ATH

- Rebecca’s account gets hacked but the team on Bags suspend her Bags account protecting the funds

- 155,000$ collected from trading fees Collected so far. All going to Liv’s family, claimed by her mother.

- few hours ago she claims another 70,000$

- Asteroid on Bags now is the leading pair on Sol with 1.2m mcap currently after the rest of the vamps dumped.

Bags : https://t.co/3M9363H29P

CA: 4UeLCRqARmfb6e6KQijtiktqqXUxbfk6jZng7DhuBAGS

[JJ @JJtried]

@Skinny19999 @IncomeTaxIndia 😭

[JJ @JJtried]

Workin gonna send.

@a14stoner_dev HZ5WyjpiUr4fSXKnSfg79n43TLsHGsQQsmWyTnWHpump

[JJ @JJtried]

@GotDusted @muddafudda2010 Nice

[JJ @JJtried]

@nikitabier @ezenwataone @grok Can you add grok imagine anime template somehow?

[JJ @JJtried]

@elonmusk @yoyonofukuoka Wen anime pfp?

[JJ @JJtried]

@deecayz @rittereisenberg Hello sir, can you pay 500 boosts on the one you promsied. Thanks.

[JJ @JJtried]

@digiii I thought I was alone feeling that. Months passing by faster as they should. I can feel it.

[JJ @JJtried]

I don't know what's so hard to understand.

He literally said:

Digital Optimus AI - System 1 (instinctive part of the mind)
Grok - System 2 (thinking part of the mind)

Project name: $MACROHARD

Anyone buying Optimus lacks reading skills imo.

xAI also has a trademark for Macrohard.
It's printed on their training center.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Macrohard or Digital Optimus is a joint xAI-Tesla project, coming as part of Tesla’s investment agreement with xAI.

Grok is the master conductor/navigator with deep understanding of the world to direct digital Optimus, which is processing and actioning the past 5 secs of real-time computer screen video and keyboard/mouse actions. Grok is like a much more advanced and sophisticated version of turn-by-turn navigation software.

You can think of it as Digital Optimus AI being System 1 (instinctive part of the mind) and Grok being System 2. (thinking part of the mind).

This will run very competitively on the super low cost Tesla AI4 ($650) paired with relatively frugal use of the much more expensive xAI Nvidia hardware. And it will be the only real-time smart AI system. This is a big deal.

In principle, it is capable of emulating the function of entire companies. That is why the program is called MACROHARD, a funny reference to Microsoft.

No other company can yet do this.

[JJ @JJtried]

@SolportTom Cooked ser.

[JJ @JJtried]

@The__Solstice Let's get $macrohard instead