As too many Americans have done this year, @potus & I are quarantining at home after testing positive for COVID-19. We are feeling good & I have postponed all upcoming engagements. Please be sure you are staying safe & we will all get through this together.
Comedy. Stand up. Podcast. All in one. Just Killing Time: The Quarantine Chronicles (Is a change gonna come?) https://t.co/6UTEXgraI0 #podcast#comedy#Covid_19
I hear people say all the time “ I’ve been so bored during this quarantine”
I haven’t been bored one day during this pandemic because the thought of it getting worse keeps me entertained.
Help me make it, make sense. Mel Gibson Works in Hollywood every fucking day. He has said worse than Nick Cannon a hundred times over. How is it possible that one set of rules applies to on but not the other? How?
You’re sitting in the house with most likely nothing to do. You’ve watched everything on the Internet except this https://t.co/JlmOdVh9n6 Give yourself a treat. And if you like it, you should share it with other people. Don’t be selfish. Kill some TIME with me. #BLM#racism#USA
Stop it. This is horseshit. This is why people hate fucking people. How does a fucking TEDTalk get 100% on rotten tomatoes? Get all The Way the fuck out of here.