Jordan Kai

i ate pizza 5 minutes ago.... almost all the time.

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

@tystiklorius Her name is Holly Bittinger. She’s so dangerous for many reasons.

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

@yourewrongabout I haven’t tweeted in 100 years but, my boyfriend and I are driving across the country in an RV to the tune of this BRILLIANT podcast. We both have mega crushes on Sarah and Michael. Thank you both for teaching us all the things and being the babes.

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

@ToobertPoondert I am just seeing this, apologies for the late response. Thank you for your sweet words! ❤️✂️✋🏽

[On The Spot @onthespotnyc]

Happy Birthday to our cast member @JKaiB! May she find the biggest piano to slink upon today.

[Bradley Bredeweg @BradleyBredeweg]

Hey - @JKaiB and I sat down with @TheAdvocateMag (always my favorite) to talk all things #ScissorhandsMusical. So proud. https://t.co/X2VjHCJuOf

[LAexcites @LAexcites]

#ScissorhandsMusical @LA_Rockwell is a superbly witty & tender offshoot of the Tim Burton film. @JKaiB @EmmaHunton @dionnegipson @KatePazakis @GregoryNabours @KeirKirkegaard @morganstweeting @RyanOConnor @BradleyBredeweg @SaraAnneFahey
@CDowneyAsher https://t.co/ETzP1C2EJQ

[Steven Stanley @stagescenela]

WOW! @FuseProjectLA's SCISSORHANDS at @LA_Rockwell is the ideal holiday alternative for those who prefer their Christmas season entertainment with an edge @EmmaHunton @JKaiB @KeirKirkegaard @BradleyBredeweg @KatePazakis @dionnegipson #LAThtr
https://t.co/tEA5H7lFD6

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

(While I take her side in the film) Remember that moment when The Bride just BRUTALIZES that other woman, Simone, in the first #KillBill movie?
...Feels a little like that’s what #susancollins did to all of us today, no?

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

You’re the most welcome.

...and for the rest of time we will celebrate August 12 and never tell him why...

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

enjoy your terrible decision ma’am.

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

@ticketfly @thirdmanrecords @MissMargoPrice I’ve been tryin to buy tix for #Brooklynbowl since the announcement & the sites been DOWN! Help!

[On The Spot @onthespotnyc]

TONIGHT! We welcome the Citrus Singers along with Broadway stars Matt DeAngelis (Waitress) and Christine Dwyer (Wicked, JCS Live) to the #OnTheSpotNYC stage! Here is a show loaded with talent that you won’t want to miss!

Buy tickets on @TodayTix:
https://t.co/FMF5PiRI6y

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

@MoviePass you’re threatening to “close my account” but your app doesn’t let me login & no one responds to any customer service DM ME PLEASE

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

@MoviePass I called/emailed customer support w/ NO RESPONSE & STILL cannot get into my account SOME HUMAN CONACT ME PLEASE ASAP THIS IS DUMB

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

We musn’t dwell. No, not today. We can’t. Not on Rex Manning Day!
Happy Rex Manning Day.
#damnthemansavetheempire #empirerecords 🖤🤘🏽

[On The Spot @onthespotnyc]

Snow day? More like SHOW day! #OnTheSpotNYC has a hot show to warm you up tonight!

Get your tickets on @TodayTix now: https://t.co/FMF5PiRI6y

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

There’s a special place in hell for people who choose ringtones on the subway.

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

My mom just said, “I’m having a really good time with this quesadilla” because honestly, the apple just does not fall...

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

Guys, I’m late to the party but #raynajames is a class act.

[Jordan Kai @JKaiB]

@DaisyEagan I SEE YOU AND I AM HERE AND ALSO YUP.