LeftCom Dracula

Don't ask me to leave the Vampire's castle. I will NEVER leave the Vampire's castle

[nazareth reid @2wordsnazreid]

the hypothetical white moderate that malcolm x talked about is now, in reality, also black. this might be the CIA’s biggest cultural victory in its history.

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@AlexisHnyc Check your dms

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@xxReesespiecesx This a good throwback or did they grow back after the reduction? 👀

Them thangs looking succulent 🤤🤤🤤

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

“HOWLING” they both were outta there😂😂😂😂

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@DrWallkick @NobleQAli I was hoping I was out of the loop and woke up to some (MORE) good news lol

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

MULTIGENERATIONAL PACK

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@maybe_scottx @cartmansfinsta My favorite part of this is according to SolidJJ continuity,

1) Cyclops doesn’t believe the Holocaust happened

2) Xavier can shoot “Holocaust beams” into people’s heads to force them into remembering living out and surviving the Holocaust

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@cartmansfinsta @barklikea They kinda show this with him vs A-Train in S5E1. He’s WAY faster than the average Supe, he doesn’t scale anywhere NEAR actual comics DC or even MARVEL supes though. If we’re generous, *maybe* he could’ve saved 25-50% of the passengers, but again, he didn’t want to

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@cartmansfinsta @barklikea Show Homelander would’ve had to individually fly each passenger down one by one and he’s both too lazy and incapable of doing that fast enough. He’s FAST, but he also just really doesn’t give a shit and isn’t even CLOSE to Superman fast

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@cartmansfinsta I mean he actually couldn’t though. Homelander 100% was a dick but this was also meant as a deconstruction of Superman being able to casually do this. It shows

1) Homelander is no where NEAR close to Superman in powers and abilities

and

2) a cynical “reality” based take

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@GafasGroucho @kojumbo_large @adamjohnsonCHI And WCW!

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@mistadslaf Where’s her vid, I NEED to see it

Also, what happened with your C4S page? Over half the vids I know used to be on there and I bought in the past ain’t there no more 🤔🤔🤔

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

its just funny & perhaps telling about our current futurelessness that the premier franchise about a utopian spacefaring future has no future itself. its like we are even farther now from the 23rd & 24th centuries that the franchise depicted back in the 60s & 90s

[Jordan @jorolevenque]

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

[Summer Hart❤️‍🔥18+ nsfw @SummerHartxxx]

I think age verification is the Trojan horse that destroys free speech, where after you say something the administration doesn't like online you suddenly find yourself unbanked

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@CrystalBepsis @MansDolly @pinglyadya @KibaGD ICE showing up to throw people in vans after smashing open their car windows and dragging them out leaving their car in the middle of the street aren’t working as undercover agents and this wouldn’t be one of those authorized conditions

Please be serious

[LeftCom Dracula @JKillograms]

@CrystalBepsis @pinglyadya @KibaGD Yeah

It works if you’re an absolute moron