Jessica Korte

The only thing I tweet about is the ridiculous things my grandma does. Is that wrong of me?

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

@WalmartCAGaming So did anyone actually get a PlayStation orrrr?

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

#noragrets

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

When your boyfriends response to your highway anxiety is "you're gonna have to get over it"... ya okay I'll get right on that..

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

@dakotaboutin12 @kaitlinkorte2 @kaiitliinkkiirk @Michy_Florence And me tomorrow!!

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

I just woke up with no money and my shirt on inside out and backwards. I guess @KevinHart4real was pretty lit.

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

I think Kip gets jealous that I tell Harley I love him more than I tell him. But seriously... look at this cute little face 😘😘😍😍

[Kayla Moss @kayla__moss]

today i saw a girl that looked about 12 who was wearing shorts covered in peace-signs and her t-shirt was tied back in a hair tie and i just wanna say thank you for being a normal 12 year old and for giving me hope in humanity

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

I cannot shoot people and build a fort at the same time. I just can't.

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

Someone please bring me their dog right now.

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

@kaitlinkorte2 Where did you get $2000 in West Jet miles!?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

My god Winnipeg came out 420 blazing it with portaforts rocket launchers and gold SCARs just John Wicking the entire Wild roster. They’re buying 10 piece spicy chicken McNuggets from McDonald’s for $1.69 and spoon feeding it to Minnesota before nap time. This is insanity

[Federated Co-op Ltd. @CoopFCL]

Federated Co-operatives Limited CEO Scott Banda announcing the Co-operative Retailing System’s $300,00+ gift to establish the SJHL’s Assistance Program to support players, families, billets, and communities following the Humboldt Broncos tragedy. #humboldtstrong

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

#prayforhumboldt

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

@kaitlinkorte2 @JazminRuby_ 😂😂 #throwback https://t.co/OoNJfT8Ch6

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

😂😂😂 clearly I'm the smarter one...

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

Same https://t.co/Td9wiBhJvh

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

McDavids hands were definitely made by Amazon. They’re too good they’re too fast. Wanna know what my hands are like? I’m eating pizza and I can’t even dip it in the ranch without making a fucking mess. Using my shirt as a napkin and shit. Just ranch everywhere. It’s all over me

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Andrew Shaw called me a nerd in my parents basement but truth is my parents had a brutally messy divorce so I got two basements not one. Have to respect Andrew Shaw here.

[Jessica Korte @JKorte15]

Having a harder time quitting breakfast sandwiches than I did with quitting smoking. 😒🙄

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS