J Llewellyn

I reckon I peaked in about 2001 in terms of smarts and sporting ability.

[Jasper Chellappah @Jasperc53]

I didn’t know who this man was 2 hours ago but I would die for him right now

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’m a ninja turtles millennial, not a spongebob millenial.

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

It happens every year. We win 4 games in March and think we’ve finally turned a corner.

[J Llewellyn @JL4au]

Counterpoint - you have Reschs, Carlton Black, and probably crumbed cutlets on the menu.

This is the dream.

[kim jong deux… @fabiodeuxbeer]

People don’t talk enough about how hard it is to be a regional pub goer

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Children, remain calm. The Falklands Islands have just been invaded. I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded!

The disputed islands lie here off the coast of Argentina...

[J Llewellyn @JL4au]

@MatthewBevan Update on this with Dolphins??? (and maybe a slightly transparent line with the PNG Chiefs? I'd imagine they sit above Warriors which I enjoy you have then have split into Knights and Raiders)

[Frank Drebin @NakedGunTweets]

I promise you, whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

Sussan Ley, December 22: "We should be back in Parliament strengthening those hate speech laws... it should be done now"

Sussan Ley today (3 weeks later): "expressed serious reservations about the rushed nature of the bill" (per SMH)
https://t.co/AQu1UKs7pT

[Glenn Mitchell @MitchellGlenn]

I wonder how ENG fans feel today 🤔

Ben Stokes in July last year …

“What we have managed to do is we've managed to become a sports team that will live forever in the memory of people who were lucky enough to witness us play cricket”

🏏 #Ashes

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

JACKS THE WAY I LIKE IT 🎶😍

#Ashes

[J Llewellyn @JL4au]

All of Australia today #TheAshes

[J Llewellyn @JL4au]

🙃

[Test Match Special @bbctms]

The @BBCSport readers were asked to vote for their combined Ashes XI, with players fom each side put in a head-to-head vote.

This was the result.

[Abhishek AB @ABsay_ek]

Mitchell Starc ended 2025 with 55 wickets in 11 Tests. He didn’t miss a single game, which itself feels rare these days. Average of 17.3. Strike rate of 28.3. That strike rate is sharpest ever for any bowler with 50 wickets in a calendar year. Not “among the best”. The best ever...

Then there’s the quiet side quest. With the bat.
284 runs in the year at 23.6. Three fifties. His most productive batting year ever. More runs, more half-centuries than any previous season...

He turns 36 next month. Numbers don’t seem to have got the memo.

[Dave @Mesut_Ausil]

Mitchell Starc has now taken 119 Ashes wickets which takes him past James Anderson's 117. Starc got there in 24 fewer innings

[Ben Gardner @Ben_Wisden]

Brendon McCullum called this Ashes "the biggest series of all of our lives" btw

[J Llewellyn @JL4au]

England are going at 3.15 an over. Stokes is 31 off 115

I think the Aussies have killed ‘Bazball’

#TheAshes

[J Llewellyn @JL4au]

🙏

For the comedy. #Ashes

[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

Send for Jonny! Is it time for a Bairstow Ashes SOS? 👀

@miller_cricket says it should be a no-brainer with England’s series in crisis

#AUSvENG #Ashes

[Emlyn Breese @EmlynBreese]

honestly he was right, I feel immensely lucky to watch this english side

[Ethan @ethanmeldrum_]

Jofra Archer vs. Steve Smith across all Tests: 220 deliveries, 130 runs, 0 dismissals