Jordan Laesch (Lash)

Former Maury Povich intern.

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

Are you what city folk calls a "sis male" - who moved to #Hollywood thinking you would play badasses or even worse... men who are confident and good in nature!?

(pffff! It ain't 1984 anymore... or wait...)

Well cowpoke, don't cry like a gender regressive PUSS!!!

Let Tex Arkana and his #Babygirl Conversion Acting School for Macho C*S Males, whip your ass into becomin' the biggest sissy on #streaming that Hollywood #casting wants in a dude these days!! #Acting #Castingcall

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@Apogee_Ent Crowbar half life

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@ATRightMovies The great outdoors

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@omgsidewalks Then go make art, but make sure it’s better than this tweet you wrote

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

After the early 2020s there’s nothing more lame and mainstream than participating on social media

You got in trouble for getting your information RIGHT on scientific topics I mean, why would anybody want to still be here?

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@ATRightMovies Escape from Alcatraz

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@travisdotsocial @Apogee_Ent @ScottApogee To be fair, the voice actor passed away and number three was a good bookend to the character who was already getting old and fat in the game. Maybe do some sort of prequel set before number three.

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@Apogee_Ent @ScottApogee Even if you guys weren’t the ones that made it all of this led to a great game in Max Payne 3 as well that’s my favorite video game of all time, but only because I’ve loved the character since the games you made

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

I got that last part from a straight to video Brian Dennehy a movie I watched on Tubi good flick

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

I’ve ranted and raved enough. It’s time to get back to work but everything I said needed to be said because a lot of you were too afraid to say it and I get it.

There were consequences for saying it…

but I know that a man is dangerous when he doesn’t care about money.

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@1nightonlymovie The problem is the people who write romantic comedies these days have never dated

[MLB @MLB]

Munetaka Murakami drove in a career-high 6 RBI!

[Scott Miller - Apogee/3D Realms Founder ☢️ @ScottApogee]

Blows my mind we released this 25 years ago.

I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

There’s no reason to look up or respect to the people currently running Hollywood.

They’re not gonna be here in five years. They are terrible at this business.

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@ATRightMovies Alan Ritchson

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@ATRightMovies Casino Royale and you can keep the rest they sucked, especially the last one.

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

Fuck this, I’m going to Casa Vega. Cliff Booth style.

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

@Variety Dude, what’s up with the Justin Timberlake 2003 earrings?

[Jordan Laesch (Lash) @JLASHonX]

This is why I buy from Apple and immediately download the movie to a flash drive.

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

PlayStation is deleting 551 purchased movies from its customers' accounts, reminding us nothing digital is ever truly ours https://t.co/sXW4Uj10FR