Jay Bowers

support worker and carpenter, cyclist and general nice guy. My best friend is black and has four legs! Miles are my meditation.

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Whether they ask or not lol https://t.co/TKRemV7sQe

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Little trip to Bicester and the rapha outlet. @ Rapha Clubhouse https://t.co/m5bgOXQRgY

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/iXj0KVxQqS

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Literally every job I've ever had. https://t.co/KpBrMA4jAf

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Current mood. https://t.co/A77HztulxI

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Current mood. https://t.co/upw7wfLdFS

[Cricket Shouts 🏏 @crickshouts]

*Their part-time, floaty off spinner comes on.*

My brain:

Don't do it, nurdle it for a single
Don't do it, nurdle it for a single
Don't do it, nurdle it for a single

Me: *Comes down the track, tries to hit him for 8. Stumped.*

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

@funnyonion15 New owner will have a right game getting the blood out the boot carpet

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Goodbye my friend. The adventures we would have had................. https://t.co/XOpIIotmmB

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Exactly how I'm feeling on the bike at the moment. https://t.co/pcjNTeQi4I

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

@crickshouts You'd be better at playing the recorder I reckon

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

@crickshouts Steamed in, pitched shorter than short. Batsmen went back and toppled off his own bails....... Ball never got above the kneeroll

[Cricket Shouts 🏏 @crickshouts]

Her: Come over?
Me: I can’t, I’m trying to stabilise a middle order collapse.
Her: I’ve got a free house...
Me: No, seriously love. This 113 isn’t going to chase itself down!

[Cricket Shouts 🏏 @crickshouts]

A special good morning to those who bat 8 and don’t bowl.

You’re the glue that keeps us together.

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Didn't think I still had an account on here?

[Jay Bowers @JLBowers87]

Watching someone you love cause your suffering is the worst kind of suffering

[FUNNY TEXTS @funniest_texts]

Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with my car.