Jim Henderson

Jim is a theologian, pastor, husband, father, teacher, author, songwriter, musician, and dog lover!

[Jim Henderson @JLH_II]

So AOC (aka - Absolutely Outrageously Crazy!) is now making campaign stops and hiding behind bullet proof glass.

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Gavin Newsom tells Jim Clyburn he would have trouble complying with the SAVE act because he has no idea where his birth certificate is.
But didn't he just travel to Germany on a US Passport? He doesn't need his birth certificate. Nice try Gavin :-)

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So Democrats finally know what a woman is and the first thing they say is that they are too stupid to get an ID. Unusual strategy

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The First Amendment says the people have a right to "Peaceably Assemble" it does not give them the right to "Protest." Look up the words in a dictionary, they mean something entirely different.

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Message to AOC. The Attorney General of the United States serves at the pleasure of the President of the United States. That's how it works and you should know and understand that.
He/She does not serve at the pleasure of a junior congresswoman from New York. Learn the rules.

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So, if you order a chicken and an egg from Amazon you will finally be able to answer the question, "which came first?"

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It looks like they consulted the Biden-Harris campaign to come up with the new logo.

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So MSNBC will be changing their name to Ms. NOW! That should certainly expand their audience - NOT!!

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Why do professional athletes think I should care about what they think? If I wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, I’d ask my dog!

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As I'm sure Andy Byron is looking at his situation and wondering what he will do next with his life: the answer is very simple. Andy, you now have national name recognition, run for congress - you'll fit right in with the rest of the folks in Washington.

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Please tell me that there is a country and western songwriter working on the lyrics to a song called "ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ?"
Come on guys, this should have already been recorded and released. You can't pass this up, it is guaranteed to go platinum in a week! Come on, git-r-done :-)

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“As you can see it’s a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time.”

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Truth :-)

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Apparently Bill Gates doesn't have enough money because my 12 month subscription to Word and Excel only lasted two months and now he wants more. I wonder if I need to get a vaccine for it to last the whole 12 months - THAT I PAID FOR!

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Any Tesla owners that are feeling guilty and want to sell your Tesla to assuage your feelings of despair, I'm happy to help out

I'll buy your Tesla, at a discount of course, and hide it until this all blows over in a couple of months. I think it's a win-win for everybody!

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I'm now on Truth Social @JLH_II

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In hindsight it's a good thing I didn't buy a Tesla, otherwise it would probably be charred rubble in my driveway by now.

I guess I'll just keep driving my gas guzzling Chevy V8 for a while. Reducing my carbon footprint will just have to wait until people calm the heck down!

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I don't really have anything important to say, not anything unimportant to say either. But, that said, I thought I would say it here while I'm still able to. Enjoy your week :-)