JLincolnHallowellJr

Just out here researching my autobiography.

If you can dream it, it can be your status update.

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@lizzwinstead The Justice League.

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The REAL reason that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, is because Big Elon told him the he was building a “sex island” too… in SPACE! #littleelon

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Big Elon’s head is so far up Trump’s ass, when the Donald is blowing Vlady Daddy Putin, and his “little Elon” shoots its load, it hits Big Elon in the chin? It’s called a “Fully Charged Tesla.” #littleelon

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Big Elon looks exactly how someone whose primary care physician only does circumcisions, SHOULD look! #littleelon

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The 2023 Tesla “Viagra.” #tesla #littleelon

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Henceforth, I will be referring to my “junk” as “Little Elon.” #littleelon

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@taradublinrocks @kimguilfoyle Probably his dealer’s name.

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#scotus #fascist

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@illicit69kitty And, both are just parts of what make you fascinating. The brain that conceives your art. The hands that creates it. The eyes that see it through. And, the vagina that you say “f**k ‘em if they don’t get me!”

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@tanyaodebra Awww… you’ve done everything right. Chances are your case will be like mine: annoying but not debilitating. We’re with you!

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OVER/UNDER: Number of people in the gallery at the Saudi Golf Tour (LIV) event in London VERSUS booked tee times at Bethpage State Park (all courses) for all 3 days. #golf #LIV #SaudiGolf

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If you know, you know.

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What we’re experiencing right now with athletes expecting their minimally informed opinions on COVID and vaccinations to be taken seriously is the result of them having to spend their careers listening to halfwits like me call in to sports radio.

#OnTheFAN

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Are you exhibiting any of these symptoms…? #COVID

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BREAKING NEWS (Sports): Knicks to Sign Antonio Brown #Knicks #NYK #antoniobrown #deserveeachother

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@cher You’re your own Christmas tree! How can that be bad?

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@WilliamScurry 58 years and 75 pounds.

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Wishing everyone a wonderful Thanksgiving! Let’s be thankful for the good that exists, and hopeful for a better future.

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@RicoBella2 @Jim_Jordan …and, Democrats will ruin ZERO Ohio State wrestlers’ lives.

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@katie_honan I’m not going to say that the C is the worst train in the system, but the last time that I rode it, it was being pulled by a team of 20 pizza rats.