Justin Danforth

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[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

@elonmusk i love what you do, but my mother got her rib broken in half from brake malfunction (during week of updates)— she hit brakes driving tesla 2mph turning left and car freaked out and whipped her back and forth. customer service isn’t being helpful at all :/

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

@samabuelsamid my mother, a tesla owner, had a brake malfunction during the week of tesla’s brake update and it broke her rib (displaced). she was driving three miles an hour taking a left turn, had to hit brakes and was whipped back and forth three times. can we get in touch?

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

i hope god's plan includes making movie trailers chill the heck out

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

nyc travel tip
if you see a rat pretend it's an iguana
and enjoy your time in peru

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

idea for a webseries: two millennials try to make rent and find love in new york city but keep getting tricked by The Old Wizard

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

i'm a busy guy, i got fifteen mins to spend on a tweet but zero mins to sort my light and dark laundry— i'm a busy guy

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

genie: what's your first wish
me: to look as good as i do in a car window reflection
genie: k done, wyd after this wanna get drinks sometime

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

b is the s of w

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

i like the many worlds theory because it means there is a world with a brad cooper and a bradley pitt

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

hahaha+hehehe=hæhæhæ

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

new bar: as comfortable in social settings as i am alone in the paper towel aisle

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

saudi prince buys airplane seats for 80 morgan freemans

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

the rizzoli and isles challenge!
try and go the whole month texting with rizzonly #rizzisles gifs!

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

did you know that space jam is a biopic??? because why the hell not these days

[The Joust Theatre Co @JoustTheatreCo]

Check out this amazing #TinyDeskSubmission for @NPR from @kelleydugan @sharksandminas @JLPDanforth W/Daisy The Great https://t.co/SBl7tSceKQ

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

wake me up when batman v superman v transformers v alien v predator v kramer v kramer comes out

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

none of the mutant ninja turtles have brown eyes so tbh i'm having trouble relating

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

fantastic beats and where to find them: hype machine or maybe soundcloud i dunno everything is very confusing these days

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

potato potato tomato tomato

[Justin Danforth @JLPDanforth]

just got why poo bear likes honey so much he's a left wing cuck