Jesse Roth 🍊

North Dakota. Hunting. Ice fishing. Sports. Politics. 1A&2A. Veteran. Trailblazer. Civil Engineer. BBQ enthusiast. ESTP
🇺🇸Prost 🍻

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

Replacing everything in my spice cabinet with exclusively McCormick’s and buying stock in their company because DAMN 🔥

[Jesse Roth 🍊 @JLRothn8r]

@scenario20 GOOD LUCK! Happy Birthday!

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

Telling an eighty-year-old woman to "check the portal" for serious biopsy results is cruelty disguised as digital efficiency.

My 82-year-old aunt had a lung biopsy done two weeks ago.

The doctor told her they’d have the pathology report ready within five business days.

Friday afternoon rolled around. No call.
She dialed the clinic’s main desk, her voice shaking with anxiety.

The receptionist cut her off before she could finish explaining:

“Doctor doesn’t give results over the phone anymore. All lab findings are automatically released to your MyChart patient portal.”

My aunt said, “Sweetheart, I don’t have a computer. I have a landline on my kitchen wall. Can the doctor just tell me if I have cancer?”

The receptionist sighed into the receiver:
“It’s hospital network policy. We can’t bypass the portal. You’ll have to have a family member create an account and view the file.”

My aunt spent an entire seventy-two-hour weekend sitting in her recliner, gripping her reading glasses, convinced she was dying.

I drove out to her house on Monday morning, set up a profile on my laptop, and pulled up the records.

The result was benign.

The pathology report had been uploaded four days earlier.

A doctor spent three minutes clicking an upload button, and an elderly woman endured four days of sheer psychological terror because the hospital decided a phone call was too expensive.

Since when did delivering medical news become a self-service task?

[Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer]

Let me see if I got this shit right:

The Democrats gave us a president with some kinda dementia.

Their president’s son is a crackhead sex maniac.

Their president’s daughter said he raped her.

Their president’s wife is a husband stealing ho.

Their vice president sucked her way to the top and has a fifth grade comprehension level.

Their Transportation Secretary likes anal sex.

Their Health Secretary was a man who thinks he’s a woman.

And I'm supposed to hide in the muthafuckin corner when they say I voted for a rapist and a pedophile?

Well fuck that.

I’m oldschool and I'd rather have an America First leader with no proven charges than a muthafucking AMERICA NEVER one whose shit was hanging out all over the place.

Yall can we please Make Common Sense Great Again?

[Marc Lobliner - IFBB Pro @MarcLobliner]

I was Agnostic most of my life, and have great empathy for those who don’t believe.

But here is one fact I’d like y’all to know…

My life has been infinitely better since accepting Christ as my Lord and Savior.

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

Replacing tactile physical buttons with laggy touchscreens just so you have to navigate three sub-menus while driving 75 mph on a dark highway to adjust the defroster is the single worst safety downgrade in modern automotive history.

[Jesse Roth 🍊 @JLRothn8r]

@d_boe03 @The_Barftender

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

We are exactly 4 weeks before the election. I want the GOP to win and the communists to lose.

So it would be REALLY helpful if the most powerful Republican in America stopped telling people $4 a gallon gas is “a small price to pay.”

Please. I’m begging at this point.

[Jesse Roth 🍊 @JLRothn8r]

@DustBaker

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

The response to Black Hawk Down was to mass import the Somalias who celebrated the death of the Rangers and Delta operators. Catholic Charities. Lutheran Social Services. Hebrew International Aid Society. Enemies of the West and all civilizations.

[No Hesitation Show @NoHesiShow]

“Like grow up, what are we doing? We ask all these things and then once people come out and support us, we get mad and then its inappropriate” -- Sophie on the pointing incident with the Fever fan in Game 2 🚨🚨🚨NEW EP JUST DROPPED EVERYWHERE 🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Jesse Roth 🍊 @JLRothn8r]

@DemzDeliver

[Dr Bixter E Neudels, Esq @theBixterN]

Trump hiring a gay supervillian genius to wage unrestricted economic warfare on our enemies has been one of the best parts of Trump 2.0

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Do you see Iran is begging that the Democrats win the midterms. That should tell you all you need to know.

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[Sovereign Minds✝️ @SovereignMindsX]

Vote like the other side will kill you for talking.

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

To have a society that's safe, free, and pleasant for 99% of people, you need to seriously deal with the raping, thieving, murderous 1%.

Modern 'enlightened' people resist this because it makes them feel bad.

They'd rather let violent psychos roam free than be 'mean'.

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

"Immortals? We'll put their name to the test."

-King Leonidas, "300"

[Jesse Roth 🍊 @JLRothn8r]

@MichaelGrahamSC I'm good with that versus devil worshipping Halloween for months on end.