Jess

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

It’s a shame men aren’t allowed in grocery stores

[Jess @JL_Middleton]

If we had healthcare to steal

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Cc: Democrats

Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.

[Steve ⛏️ @MeincraftSteve]

I've always wanted to ratio the White House twice

[ale HEARD SPOILED 💐🌱🍅🐞🪲 @aletoowelll]

the fate of ophelia (chainsmokers remix)

all that time i sat alone in my tower your were just honing your powers so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your rover

[Jess @JL_Middleton]

me when the quicksilver starts talking in the #brimstone audiobook

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this truly looks like it’s out of season 27 of parks and rec

[Whitney☥ @c0smicempr3ss]

I saw a post that said:
“Men really think if you liked them once, you’ll like them forever. Baby, I don’t even like the version of me that liked you.”

Listen. YES. This

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Please universe give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."

[pam ❀ @jesvisprest]

english doctor and highland warrior go through 20 years of depression because of some rocks

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

instead of grok I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I really enjoy this new genre of tweet where someone who is like the mayor of Klansville in Fent County goes "if any of you New Yorkers think you can just move into the haunted old asbestos factory, know that we practice ritual incest and don't have matcha or pronouns here 😂"

[ben @benxwebsterx]

The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager

[bug girl @buggirl]

crazy how everything doesn’t have to be horrible and evil but a few dudes were like well yeah it does actually and so it is

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the concept of jennifer coolidge rapunzel

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

When HBO Max rebranded to Max I would still always go to the HBO Max url so they'd have to keep maintaining the redirect service because I imagined it was punishing them but now after they changed it back to HBO Max I go to the Max url to still punish them for having done it

[Jess @JL_Middleton]

Hahahahaha

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?