jeb

my father's prettiest son

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

when I grow up I either want to be a mildly unsettlingly ethereal presence or one of the guys who pressure washes things those are the only two options

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

do you ever find yourself to be so full of rage

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

@_NAMEREDACTED_ more like "should be a Stepford Wife" syndrome

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

chatgpt why do I start gagging uncontrollably when I pull into work

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Look at these big boys (elephant garlic) the biggest is 43cn cheers

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

If you're in line to stare at the moth, STAY IN LINE

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

I would like to stay with this company so I can have the same hours as my husband but I am suffering from medical issues due to the stress

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

is it a violation of the equal opportunity employment law if my director & vp have instructed other departments not to hire me or others in my current department in an effort to stop us all from leaving

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

@1BBGGGUU was trying to make this rhyme bc I thought it was lyrics rip

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

i'll say it again: thank fucking god Maine isn't in tornado alley

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

sometimes being responsible with your sleep schedule means getting into bed at 5. @REVIDICISM I've become your mother

[turbomander @turbomander]

return to your sopping home my sweet little chudling.

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

what the fuck do you mean there's an airplane that weighs ~600 tons & the bastard can still arise. what the fuck is physics

[John Potter 🌐🩸 e/acc @potterlab]

Don’t lowball me I know what I have

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

@PRDaraJ @AP ruthless calculus :(

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

listen it's dumb but the 2nd scene in guardians of the galaxy 1 where Peter is dancing to the music in his headphones while he steals the orb changed something in me fundamentally. I literally have not been the same

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

on a brighter note I've determined i'm addicted to complimenting people. I complemented 4 people at this walmart & each one lit up like the morning sun. if I can no longer feel joy I will still bestow it onto others jfc

[jeb @JLeigh_Bee]

god is certainly not real bc if he was he'd switch me out for my deceased father as I have requested multiple times