Jessica

[Andy @saddler_andy]

Utter bollocks.

I wouldn’t forgive myself if I’d not been holding my wife’s hand as she gave birth.

Spent 18 hours of labour by her side, getting what she wanted.

The most humbling moment of my life was holding my newborn, nothing else matters.

Get all the way to fuck.

[Dr Gaurav Garg @DrGauravGarg4]

One of the most beautiful lines I have read

“Half the World are Women. The other half are their children”

- Efu Nyaki

#InternationalWomensDay

[Gecqua stan account @ansamenow]

What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE

[clara @leclercsletters]

there are two religions in italy.

[sim 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇸🇳🇫🇷🇭🇹 @simscircuit]

Lewis: Should I tell them the funny story about us?

Charles: Oh, the chess one? So we were in bed. Not in the same bed, but he was in London. I was in Monaco and we were playing chess, okay? And so the last game he wins, and so there's 4-4. And he doesnt want to go to sleep being 4-4 so he's like lets do another game.

LH: You can't go to bed at 4-4, we've got to play a game.

CL: But I was so tired, and I didn't want to play that game.

LH: He's home, I'm on a flight to Japan. So I'm midair, somehow I've got internet. And I managed to be playing him, and it's quick enough so... do you want to say?

CL: Go on..

LH: So basically, so we're playing this game, and so this next game, the moves that he's making are so good. I'm like, damn it. What is the next move? So then I think, well, maybe I'll go online and find some suggestions of what could be next. And so I found this website, and it started showing you, like, it'll predict what you should do next. So I started using it. I used it for one move, and then his moves were so good coming back, I just kept using it. And he goes, wait a second, are we both cheating?

😭😭

LH: And he started using that app at the same time! 😭

[📹@HAMazingLew via @Romy_Skye]

[martyna @rodritid]

rodri taking a photo 😭😭😭😭
https://t.co/v2sesNHaCK

[Jessica @JLepore29]

@Chrislish24 @alylora44 Hang it in the Louvre

[𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚 @unfunnyjulia]

i hope bernardo went straight home to his dog and showed him the beautiful specimen he was named after

[Jessica @JLepore29]

“The man from Monaco, the man for Monza” 🇮🇹🏎️

[Charles Leclerc @Charles_Leclerc]

Siete i numeri 1 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Forza Ferrari ❤️

[Jessica @JLepore29]

Ian Wright, for so many reasons, is one of the best people and role models to come out of sport 🖤

[The N5 History @TheN5News]

We’re all with you Wrighty ❤️❤️

⁦@IanWright0⁩

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

“so yeah, I do have a bmi of 30. I am considered overweight. but alas, I’m going to the olympics and you’re not”

oh I love her

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

It's easy to paint Bukayo Saka's story as one of redemption but it is worth remembering that there was nothing for him to redeem.

He performed no action in the 2021 final worthy of the racist and toxic comments that followed. He was brilliant then, even better now.

@Ankaman616

[Josh Ellis @jzellis]

I'm gonna explain to y'all why Britain considers 78°F/25°C hot. I know hot because I grew up in Texas and spent half my life in Las Vegas. So I am absolutely qualified to explain this to the rest of you who laugh at UK "heat waves".

[charles leclerc pr manager @leclerqz]

“mom, how was it watching charles leclerc win in monaco??”

[Jessica @JLepore29]

@sainsburys We have now received a receipt for our order and have been charged, but have no idea if it will be delivered? Don’t want to reorder if it will be delivered! Can’t get through via phone!

[Jessica @JLepore29]

@Chrislish24 @forsainz The tears are because I wish it was Charles

[Jessica @JLepore29]

@TomP1Bellingham @Chrislish24

[Quick Stop F1 Podcast @QuickStopF1]

Can’t shut his mouth to save his life on 364 days of the year but all of a sudden Helmet has discovered no comment.

[Jessica @JLepore29]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Lewis after testing the W15 on the simulator

[Jessica @JLepore29]

@Chrislish24 @Carlossainz55