Jerry Lettucehead

let a naysayer know

[John “Trig” Madoff @TrigpullGOAT]

Dude holy shit look at the difference in this dude since I first tweeted him, lay off the mt2 guy

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

@SeatGeekHelp @SeatGeek you guys have the worst app ever made. Trying to transfer 16 tickets onto one account so I can enter an event easily and they have made it impossible for me to do so. If this isn’t resolved you have lost a customer for good. #terrorist

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

@slickrickched @Reds Bro begging them to fire me 💔

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Paddy the baddy is unreal

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

@slickrickched One of the grandmas just said she loved my trunks #iminthere

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

New condo has a community pool, safe to say I have #abused this thing for the first month. Full of potential.

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

@NeverTakeLs1 @AllWrightFan X fan talking about football 😹😹😹 fucking faggot.

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

@slickrickched Nice couch

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Also has been a legacy game on the mic by Mike Breen

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

I have seen traffic cones that play better defense than James Harden #NBAplayoffs

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Airballed the shot so badly last night I didn’t deserve an uber home (I walked 2 miles at 3am)

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Bapple on the course is peak

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Bartender in the green might as well be hitler #macs

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Only thing I’m gonna miss after I graduate is Neck Thursday #lank

[Cam Collier Truther @CCollierBurner]

WHAT hat is this guy wearing????

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

The owner is off ketamine or retarded. Not sure which

[Clayton “Remy Boy” Braun @slickrickched]

@macspizzapub why am I waiting an hour for a drink open the front bar

[Clayton “Remy Boy” Braun @slickrickched]

@macspizzapub why am I waiting an hour for a drink open the front bar

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Link with a girl one time and you’ll see her every time you go out for the rest of eternity.

[Jerry Lettucehead @JLettucehead]

Just lost to a midget in pool #megashrink