Jess

[Jess @JLewin09]

. @onepeloton the bike has been broken. The technician has ghosted us four times. Maybe the technician is broken too.

[Jess @JLewin09]

. @jimmyjohns Hey Jimmy Johns – what kind of friend-chip is this? You’ve essentially a-salted my friend's bag of chips and she’s down a bag of salt & vinegar. @LCole013

[Jess @JLewin09]

@pardonmyjargon1 not superior but pretty good

[Jess @JLewin09]

@united Yes and they’re telling us it will be delayed by 4 hours and not giving us a reason.

[Jess @JLewin09]

. @united I’m waiting for flight 2165 at Buffalo to board (to depart at 7:30 pm) but rumor has it we’ve been delayed until 11:11 pm.
Can you please clear this mess up?

[Jess @JLewin09]

@united Appreciate the update but that’s ridiculous. Do you have any insight into why?

[Jess @JLewin09]

. @UberEats I watched my Uber Eats food delivery driver steal my order from a restaurant and cancel the order 30 minutes after circumventing my block. Support was not of any help - I guess you support stealing!

[Jess @JLewin09]

@pardonmyjargon1 That’s because you’re the treat

[Jess @JLewin09]

@rodman763 because chocolate chip is far superior

[Jess @JLewin09]

@leezy1717 i say go for it girl

[Jess @JLewin09]

@pardonmyjargon1 what kind of quesadilla

[Jess @JLewin09]

@Doo2Scappy @KennyKessler @NBCNews The type of response I expected from doo doo

[Jess @JLewin09]

. @AskPayPal Dealing with a hacked locked out account and your customer service line is closed. Please help.

[Jess @JLewin09]

@robscib @KennyKessler He says hi

[Jess @JLewin09]

@KennyKessler @ColinAllDaShots @theblacktux Suit up boys, looks like you’re going to Men’s Warehouse.

[Jess @JLewin09]

@TraderJoesLine Figures! Thanks for letting me know

[Jess @JLewin09]

@KennyKessler incred

[Jess @JLewin09]

@dannygilbs I always think about that

[Jess @JLewin09]

@nyrr Been waiting in the queue (like others) - got down to 11 minutes now back up 56...has anyone successfully gotten in? @nyrr