Jordan

Turbo time with the Turbo Team.

[Jordan @JLoadeddd]

To all of my fellow ugly men out there:
Ya'll can and will get you a girl that's way out of your league. I did it, so can you.

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

Cubs rank first in baseball in xBUTT+ over the last 30 days

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Brad Paisley urges his followers to sign a petition to stop the construction of a 69,000-square-foot data center that would be 50 yards from the Nashville Zoo, which he called “an absolute nightmare scenario” in an Instagram Reel. https://t.co/EmxKUw5oav

[Captain Caleb @captaincaleb18]

Osama Bin Warren gets hired and 3 years later the Bears are moving to a new state 😭

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

Congratulations to @GovPritzker, @ChicagosMayor, Kevin Warren, the McCaskeys and many others - it looks as if you have successfully chased the Chicago Bears out of not just Chicago, but Illinois completely

You all STINK

[Football @BostonConnr]

Corncob TV has done it

Coffin Flop is saved

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Quick 2 Piece for Dinner. #SummerOfBurgers #BringBurgersBack

[choco ꕤ @qtctwt]

how dare they go after longtime patriots!!!

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

Cubs batter when he sees ducks on the pond.

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[Jordan @JLoadeddd]

@RiotFest @moJOEris3n @v3gandude

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Set your alarms. Riot Fest 2026 lineup and tickets are dropping on Thursday, May 28 at 10AM CDT.

We’re giving away a pair of 3-Day VIP tickets to the festival. Here’s how to enter:
- Retweet this post
- Tag the friend you’d like to bring with
- Winner picked on 6/4

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

THEY'VE GONE AND DONE IT! ARSENAL ARE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 22 YEARS 🏆

ARTETA'S MEN CONQUER ENGLAND ONCE AND FOR ALL 🔥👏

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Just some happy little matchups 🎨

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Let’s make it Four

[Pubity @pubity]

A never-before-seen owl has been found in the USA.

While snowy owls are known for their white feathers, this owl, nicknamed "Rusty" by locals, has an unexplained reddish-orange appearance.

[Jim Graziano @JPGraziano]

Welcome to Chicago, Mr. Jones! You won’t need ketchup here…JP Graziano would love to offer you a life time supply of Giardiniera!!
@ChicagoBears

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Drunk and thinking about boobs at 8am

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Trump: We’ve been doing it for 5.5 weeks.

Reporter: But sir, it’s been 8 weeks, you said it would be 4-6 weeks.

Trump: I took a break.