Jon

Reds / Bengals / Kentucky

[Jon @JLooy]

@micsandman We need the buffet and red cups back.

[Jon @JLooy]

Is the Brown family no longer running this organization? They’ve done a 180 in how they operate.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Bengals have restructured the contract of QB Joe Burrow, per me and @AdamSchefter, creating $10M in cap room. This move allows Cincy to operate without putting themselves in a tough spot cap wise.

This is due in part to the cash needed for the Dexter Lawrence trade.

[Jon @JLooy]

Thomas Massie was the only good politician.

[Jon @JLooy]

Not today

[Jon @JLooy]

One of these days I will sit at my gate at the airport and not listen to someone have a call on speakerphone. Today is not that day.

[Jon @JLooy]

DUMB

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams, sources told @PeteThamel.

Get breaking news alerts from Pete Thamel through the ESPN App: https://t.co/huu2E9vdNL

[Jon @JLooy]

@DGAV27 This Steelers draft is straight doo doo 💩 🙌

[Jon @JLooy]

Fernando Mendoza is a great kid but I just don’t see him ever becoming an elite QB in the league.

[Jon @JLooy]

This is the most shocking move the Bengals have made in my 30 years of being a fan. Let’s go!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Giants star Dexter Lawrence is being traded to the #Bengals in a pre-Draft blockbuster that includes the No. 10 pick heading to the Giants, per me and @MikeGarafolo.

NYG gets premium draft compensation, Cincy gets a lynchpin, while Sexy Dexy gets a new, big-money extension.

[Jon @JLooy]

Shout out to all the commenters who feel the need to write “April Fools” on obvious joke posts. You were not fooled and it’s important to let the whole world know it.

[Jon @JLooy]

@DGAV27 In Christ Alone is goated

[Jon @JLooy]

Mark Pope is not going to be fired but I think it’s clear he’s just not the guy.

[Jon @JLooy]

@DGAV27 Furman is a real school?

[Jon @JLooy]

@Damedameee1223 @bellabelle82826 @dealerhustles @thedealsguy_ Curious as well but it won’t let me DM you.

[Jon @JLooy]

@glitchaddicts I understand it, but looking for cheaper options to get phone numbers. Not seeing anything cheaper than $25 on Visible.

[Jon @JLooy]

@RealFadedLegend @glitchaddicts Could you explain how this process works through numberbarn?

[Jon @JLooy]

Today is also not that day.

[Jon @JLooy]

One of these days I will sit at my gate at the airport and not listen to someone have a call on speakerphone. Today is not that day.

[Jon @JLooy]

The worst part about this organization is that they won’t ever believe that they totally botched this whole thing.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bengals DE Trey Hendrickson is not being tagged and now will become an unrestricted free agent.

[Jon @JLooy]

@Skyline_Chili Cheese coney and chili cheese fries #skylinesweeps

[Jon @JLooy]

There is no hope for this organization if they actually believe this.

[Charlie Clifford @char_cliff]

Duke Tobin on the pressure and expectations of the 2026 season in Cincinnati: “I’ve never not been all in. We are all in.”

[Jon @JLooy]

@graeters Sea turtles