Jess

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[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

JD Vance is Rolf from THE SOUND OF MUSIC.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Stevie Nicks being spellbound by rock n roll while performing Rhiannon with Fleetwood Mac. (1976)

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

what’s the point of living in a surveillance culture if we can’t even get footage of Mitch McConnell getting his shit rocked by a staircase

[Jess @JLowry91]

@trixiemattel Usually Christmas makes me saaaad…but not tonight

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

anyway.

[Jess @JLowry91]

do people still sleep these days? like is that still a thing

[Sleep Deprived Nick @NickLewis37]

Other fan bases trying to make Minnesota sports fans feel bad like anyone could hate us more than we already hate ourselves.

[Jess @JLowry91]

@DoubleVodkaDon It’s rough doing this year after year tbh 🫠

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

i do not like living in a world where everything is bad and continues to get worse and will never get better

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

Coco Montrese will step in for Justin Trudeau — who's unable to fulfill his duties — as the Prime Minister of Canada

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

2024 was miss garbage flop!

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

explaining KONY 2012 to my 22-year-old coworkers

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Luigi Mangione arriving in New York:

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Police chase on dangerous Lake St. in Minneapolis!