Jonah Lundberg

Elvis is not dead, he just went home.

[Max Kellerman @maxkellerman]

And now to give the #Patriots their props:
18 seasons of Belichick/Brady
9 Super Bowl appearances
6 Championships
-over an almost two decade span, they make it 50% of the time
-Once there, they win it twice as often as they lose it.
We’ll never see the likes of this again

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

2018 World Champion Boston Red Sox: the best team in franchise history that made baseball fun to watch again #redsox #WorldSeries2018

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

Every intl. route Etihad, Emirates & Qatar take from US airlines = 1500 American jobs lost. @POTUS: Act now to save jobs #OurFutureOurFight

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

#TomBrady #BillBelichick #SB51  
All these things are #GOAT 🐑🐑🐑 #CueTheDuckboats #LetsPARADE

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

Clyde McPhatter & The Drifters. Season's hottest new band. Check them out @ZMercer

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

Something non-political: the cure for hiccups! Keep mouth closed, breathe in and out through nose 3x, swallow, repeat until symptoms subside

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

The last time @Cubs won World Series, the Ottoman Empire still existed #FlyTheW #Champions And what a game it was...

[ramen @ramenn00dles__]

When you stay up late to pre-order the iPhone 7 and the page won't load

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

The Mississippi=The Wall in GoT, protecting Minnesotans from the absolute horrors that lie in wait on the other side

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

Britney Spears has 91 yes 91 awards but there's a nice lady who invented tacos and we don't even know her name #outrageous

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

I just wrealized, to my howrrowr, that thewre's an entiwre genewration gwrowing up without the likes of Homestawr WRunnewr in theiwr lives

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

People in Cleveland haven’t been this happy since…wait, this is the first time they’re happy.

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

Oh hi @Apple!

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

I'm positive that I just saw either Luke Wilson or David Arquette

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

This is not true. You get fined for "throwing a ball into the stands," not handing a ball. https://t.co/XHKLkvHS9O

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

@SNFonNBC Please just..just announce the football game. No more "tea pots". No more "Hoyer". Clowney is not "tearing it up". It is 27-6, NE.

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

@cnnbrk The #USA needs to know about the great state of #Oregon and the astonishingly great #TwitPic of @TheAdamiral . He's new, ur welcome.

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

Fewer teeth, more teeth, doesn't matter: you really can't ask for more than "dinosaurs in a theme park" @McKenzzM

[Jonah Lundberg @JLundberg43]

The last time #Blackhawks won the #StanleyCup in #Chicago you could buy a house for $3900, gas was 10¢/gal, new car was $800. #originalsix