Joshua Lyons

Husband, dad, business owner, former public school teacher. Am fairly sure misinformation spread through digital media will be the downfall of civilization

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

https://t.co/TZ4xLDA5qZ

[Arizona Track & Field/Cross Country @ArizonaTrack]

19 Wildcats. One Destination. TrackTown, USA. 🤩 #BearDown

[Kristina Soltys @KristinaforWA]

Doorbelling and talking with voters is my favorite part of any campaign. Today was a milestone: my 1,000th door. I wasn't going to put that one off just because of a little rain.

What I've been hearing at the door is the same thing I've been hearing at the grocery store and at council meetings every week. Everything is getting more and more unaffordable.

Families are cutting back. Olympia should be doing the same. Instead, they're passing massive tax increases and state budgets that break their own record year after year.

That's not right. The 47th is our home, and our families deserve a senator who'll fight to break this pattern, not maintain it. That's why I'm running.

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

Spot on! “The rule breaker is now the primary victim.” This has been the case in our schools for the last 30 years.

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

The judge's decision on Brendan Sorsby is indicative of where we are.

We've confused compassion & empathy with excusing behavior. This is what happens when the person who broke the rules is increasingly viewed as the primary victim.

Accountability is now cruelty.

Embarrassing.

[Kristina Soltys @KristinaforWA]

Huge thank you to my good friends Mindy and Don Nelson for opening up their home and hosting such a beautiful fundraiser, and to @BVUEjared for coming down to speak. It meant the world to have so many friends and neighbors in one place, all in for the 47th.

Your support means the world to me, thank you!

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@oglxnd @markkjones @AmericanAir You seem like a super happy person. Nothing better to do than comment on a poor guy’s frustrations around a cancelled flight? Your parent’s basement must feel like a dungeon.

[Kristina Soltys @KristinaforWA]

It was an honor having Chairman @JimWalshLD19 come down to speak at our kickoff and to have his support in this campaign!

I couldn't agree with him more. This seat is winnable, and the 47th district deserves representation that shows up and fights. That's why I'm all in.

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@NILnotNLI “Pause” What a cop out

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@JakeBequette91 What an ignorant take. College sports (all of them) are part of an ecosystem that supports community and grows leaders. This moron thinks they were invented for his own personal entertainment. Guaranteed, this was the guy in JR high with all the gear who stunk at sports.

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@GovBobFerguson Without raising taxes…..🤔

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@voteholyk @MayorofSeattle Inept

[NIL 𝘯𝘰𝘵 NLI @NILnotNLI]

So far in this Protect College Sports Act hearing, EVERYONE has talked about the urgent need to protect women's and Olympic sports.

​That is something you will NEVER hear about from the certain few Twitter folks who oppose any movement toward meaningful and progressive reform...

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@KristinaforWA @reagandunn Let’s go! 🤩

[Arizona Track & Field/Cross Country @ArizonaTrack]

Started at 113.
𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝘁𝗵.

The climb has been earned. 📈🔥
11 Wildcats are ranked among the nation's best in their events, and the work isn't finished yet.

#BearDown

[Paul Merca (former blue check) @paulmerca70601]

Complete list of athletes with Washington ties competing at next week's @NCAATrackField champs... https://t.co/X4OrEA4t0K #ncaad1tf #roadtoeugene (Ferguson photo courtesy @KentuckyTrack ; Twaddle-Dunham courtesy @AuburnTFXC )

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@GregBerge Those in the cult will defend this with a straight face.

[Arizona Track & Field/Cross Country @ArizonaTrack]

𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 ➡️ 𝗘𝗨𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗘✈️

The 4x100m relay punched their ticket to the NCAA Championships placing 3rd place with another 𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗢𝗟 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗 at West Regionals with a time of 43.28.

#BearDown

[Arizona Track & Field/Cross Country @ArizonaTrack]

RECORD BROKEN! 🔥

Brooke Lyons, McKenna Watson, Taylen Wise, and Hollan Powers break the women’s 4x100m school record with a time of 43.28!

#BearDown

[General Kirby Moore @Genmoorecougs]

To the Esteemed Keepers of Purple Delusion in Seattle,

Word has reached Pullman that your football program recently celebrated the upcoming Apple Cup by proudly posting a photograph of Martin Stadium and a crowd of Washington State fans beneath the declaration, “The Greatest Setting in 100 Days.”

On behalf of Cougar Nation, allow me to offer my sincerest gratitude.

For generations, Husky fans have informed us that Pullman was too small, too remote, too windy, too wheat-filled, and too irrelevant to matter. Yet when the time came to showcase the crown jewel of college football settings, your social media department apparently took one look at Husky Stadium and said, “No, no… find me that place where people actually care.”

It takes courage to accidentally admit the truth to 700,000 followers.

The photograph itself is magnificent. There stand thousands of crimson-clad Cougs packed shoulder-to-shoulder in Martin Stadium, creating the kind of atmosphere that cannot be purchased with television contracts, waterfront property, or conference realignment votes. One can only assume the intern tasked with finding a picture of Husky Stadium searched for “greatest setting” and the algorithm immediately returned Pullman.

Frankly, we are honored.

Some have called this a mistake. I disagree. Mistakes are accidental. This feels more like a subconscious confession. After all, deep down every Husky knows that while Seattle has the skyline, Pullman has the soul. One stadium hosts football games. The other hosts sail-gates disguised as football games.

So thank you, Huskies. Thank you for reminding the nation that when asked to identify the greatest setting in college football, your own account instinctively chose Martin Stadium.

The first step toward recovery is acceptance.

With appreciation for your unexpected endorsement,

General Kirby Moore

[Joshua Lyons @JLyonsMV]

@Genmoorecougs Oh, this is too good man. 🤩