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[JMB5981 @JMB8159]

@Nerdrotics I thought the BLM/Floyd ‘fiery but peaceful’ riots were plenty eccentric.

Especially in terms of the volume in fatalities, and billions in damage.

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨Report: Buc-ee’s founder and CEO Arch “Beaver” Aplin III says company is prioritizing conservative, business-friendly states Red States over Blue States

He said: “Life's too short to try to build in places that people don't appreciate what you're bringing.”

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

SHOULD WE MAKE HIM PRESS SECRETARY???😎🇺🇸🤣🤣🤣

[JMB5981 @JMB8159]

@CinemaTweets1 Outstanding actor. His performance, essentially, was the main lasting impression that elevated the film for me. Even his pirate infomercial came across as haunting, especially given his character’s ultimate destiny in Backrooms.

[JMB5981 @JMB8159]

@GardinOtello @boobcruiser Who’s this from behind?

Traci Topps? Casey James?

[Randy the Savage @reannadilley]

Yesterday in Florida (population nearly 24 million) polls closed at 7:00 pm and I knew who my governor was by 8:00

States that take weeks to count are completely full of shit (and fraud). There's no excuse.

[Simpsons Movie Updates @SimpsonsMovieUp]

High quality view of the full 'The New Simpsons Movie' teaser shown at #D23

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

Hey Grok, find me something super 80s.

Grok: I got you bro. Enjoy.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

You’re God to him

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

You guys getting tired of this yet?

[JMB5981 @JMB8159]

@luireigns Giant getting paid in mid-2000 is kinda interesting, considering he was in WWF in Feb 1999.

[Frida Buckley @Frida_B78]

Sophie Cunningham isn’t holding back 🔥 After Dijonai Carrington’s dirty foul & ejection, Sophie goes full savage — calling her the dirtiest player in the league, shutting down the race-card claims, and even throwing shade about that natural blonde hair 😂 Blonde don’t care, she said what she said! WNBA drama at its finest 🏀💥

[𝕯𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖓 @dastansullivanx]

Quiero una máquina del tiempo

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Walking down the average UK high street now is one of the most blackpilling experiences imaginable. Barely any local businesses left, just endless vape shops, tacky nail salons, dodgy phone retailers and the obligatory Turkish barbers, most of which never see a single customer and barely even bother to maintain the pretence of being legit anymore.
A palpable atmosphere of quiet despair and resignation amongst the trickle of shoppers wandering aimlessly around. Its like living in a country that just lost a war without firing a single shot. Never seen anything like it in my lifetime.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

This happened on live TV.

[JMB5981 @JMB8159]

@TheMediaMan Never had a problem with Ravioli.

[JMB5981 @JMB8159]

@TheUnitedSpot__ Fauci treated the American people like he treats Beagles. 😐

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Muslim Invaders in Ceuta are now BURNING the Countryside as they Continue TAKE OVER the Streets.

This is total chaos and collapse of a country.

It looks like a literal zombie apocalypse.

[JMB5981 @JMB8159]

@MauLer93 They’ve gone full Katie Couric. 🤡

[‏ً @heisdenji]

Adam Carolla blasts Bruce Springsteen over his attacks on Trump

Jason Mayhem Miller: Bruce Springsteen slams a corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous Trump administration.

Adam Carolla: Sad that he turned into a dullard blowhard, but he’s the same as Robert De Niro.

Robert De Niro and Bruce Springsteen never spoke, they didn’t get interviewed, they didn’t do anything, and you just assume they’re geniuses because they were so good at what they did. And then they started bloviating, and you’re like, “That guy’s a fucking dope.” Springsteen is just playing to his stupid crowd.

But here’s a question. We are living… we have a tyrannical dictator for a president and he’s oppressive and we’re going to Gulags. The same people who told you four or five years ago that COVID was a killer, versus the same group who told you that Trump is a tyrannical dictator and going to put us into Gulags. How many of them are dead? How many of them will end up in Gulags?

And the answer is the same number. Fucking zero, both zero. Everyone who was on CNN who told you COVID was going to kill you, just fucking fine. And everyone who said, “If this guy gets elected, I’ll be running for my life and probably have to move to Canada,” are just hammering checks right now. So shut the fuck up.

If he was this that you claim he is, you’d be the first fucker who’d be in the Gulag, Bruce. But you’re never going to go, so just shut up, you narcissistic fucking prick. There’s nothing worse than homespun stupid, and he’s homespun dumb.