Jordan Cartwright ™

Only use Twitter for decent(ish) transfer news and banter-ish memes and videos. Whatever’s said is my own cynical opinion.

[SK @Djoko_UTD]

Throwback when Rafa Nadal shocked the world with the signature Banana Shot 🤯

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@WZStatsGG I still don’t get why people nut for Ghost.

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@ManUtd Quiet day I assume.

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@talkSPORT Sorry but Ally McCoist, Keown, Deepthroating any sideways Rice pass and Keown trying not to cry at the end, that bias is okay?
But if you have an alternative view and don’t for these guys, you’re the one in the wrong, alright gents x

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@BoringMilner @Footballtweet Finally tgis account may stop appearing on my page.

[Promo Joe @PromoJoeYT]

Brock Lesnar doing the Oba strut

#wweclash

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@JGODYT They say that now… until they’re down on sales and I’m having my cheeks clapped by a random and their bubble blowing, cross over look a like that came out after one gun.

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@danpatriley @dipsMUFC Oh grow up Dan, his Mom isn’t gonna let you smash.

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@AlexPemOfficial @cal_scfc Lows are plugging an OF that’s cheaper than a meal deal.

Oh and paying for the blue tick.

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨 CARLO ANCELOTTI 🇮🇹 A CRAQUÉ ! 🤣

🎙️ Journaliste : « Si vous saviez que la blessure de Neymar 🇧🇷 était de grade 2, l’auriez-vous convoqué ? »

🗣️ Carlo Ancelotti 🇮🇹 : « SI MON GRAND-PÈRE AVAIT DES ROUES, CE SERAIT UNE VOITURE. » 😭😭😭😭

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@afterhourshift @TouchlineX Legacy?

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

If a man expresses anger, he’s toxic.
If a man expresses fear, he’s a coward.
If a man expresses sadness, he’s weak.
If a man sets boundaries, he’s insecure.
If a man has standards, he’s a misogynist.
If a man expresses emotions, he’s a simp.
If a man shows no emotion, he’s heartless.

In the end you can’t win so do what is right by you, your family, and God. Nothing else matters.

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@SoloeGaming Give us some Sloppy Toppy and I’ll put a good word in x

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@JGODYT I refuse to be pulled into the cycle
*as I’ve watched every video and read every announcement *

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@SoloeGaming He’s right

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@FragrantElm81 @RE_Games Or could grow up.

[Talking Bottom @talkingbottom]

“I’m Rik f*cking Mayall. Don’t f*ck me about, ask me an interesting f*cking question… if the camera is shaking it’s probably because he’s masturbating.”

[Jordan Cartwright ™ @JMC_Anderson]

@BowieKnife99 Pinnacle of sad… making a X account after a Drivatar on game and then laying for a Blue Tick, classic trying hard for join in on funnies behaviour.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

30-year-old Luke Shaw has started all 38 matches of a Premier League season for the first time in his career. Brilliant to see after having such a difficult time with injuries 👏