J. Matthew Catron

I tell stories and most of the time they don't suck

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My shirts are too big, my pants are too small, but it’s okay because I don’t even have a fashion sense

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@NoFaceGameDev @ZeekerssRBLX yeah, no, i knew all that. i'm asking why you think a boss fight has any relevance to lethal company. that goes against the whole vibe of the game

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@GovernorShapiro Did you post the video as evidence that this wasn't a peaceful protest? Because it looks pretty peaceful from the evidence that YOU provided to make your case.

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I'm logging onto this shithole of a website for the first time in months JUST because I want to tell @adamconover how much I admire his work with the WGA. Love your speeches, love how organized you are- you're a integral part of getting the writers a fair contract.

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@Cobratate how is it possible for a dude to be this much of a loser? I don't understand

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@PhillyDailyNews Butyl acrylate contact can irritate skin and eyes. Why isn't that in the article? Why did they say residents should feel comfortable bathing?

Why are they lying like they lied to East Palestine? Do they think we don't remember?

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@whistler "interesting"

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i am desperate to know more about this marriage

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@Mad_Ruskie go spend $30 on a bidet, you'll be a lot happier

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@Mad_Ruskie One time, I sat down and said to myself, "which stock is stock I would actually like to own from a company i respect?" and every company i came up with was not publicly traded. somehow i don't think that's a coincidence

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@TigheSammy The prequels did more damage to Star Wars than the sequels ever could- largely because much of the lore of the sequels was based on the lore of the prequels. I'm not saying the sequels are good- only Last Jedi is- but the prequels set Star Wars on a dark path forever.

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@Fraz117 @radicalbytes Which, oddly enough, appears to be what this tweet is about. In The Last of Us, a character with some kind of muscular dystrophy asks his partner to help him end his life. It was sweet and loving and incredibly tasteful. I normally agree with @radicalbytes but not this time.

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@Srhodes_86 @TEDchris @MonicaLewinsky my favorite thing about "hard mode" is that it makes wordle measurably easier

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@parismarx i'm sorry can you repeat the question i can't hear you over my KLACKLACKLACKLACK

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@SaeedDiCaprio How the fuck does a mortgage go up? The only way I can think of is property taxes, or maybe the dumbass took out a loan against the mortgage.

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@abelinasabrina I'm not surprised, but I am still disappointed.

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@maggiekb1 @ZachWeiner We thought Hugh was Jacked-Man in 1999. Little did we know...

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@Mad_Ruskie did you tell them it isn't real?

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@DiscussingFilm who do i want to see in the cast? all muppets, except Daniel Craig

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@talliedar @GretaThunberg that's literally what she's famous for

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@soleboy305 @GretaThunberg Why did you join a cult