John-Mark Clemenson

[Nolan Grose @Nolan_Grose]

Didn’t know @Jumpman23 was such a Nickelback fan but that’s sick. #TheLastDance #SongsThatDescribe2020

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@Baylor Okay, this is amazing but I’m curious about the conversion of bear years to human years. Can you please provide your source?

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@grizzymcguire @isaiahthomas I will give you $20 if you let me boo you for an entire sermon.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@NHilgenkamp @HeinzKetchup_US But I’m actually not your friend because you tagged me in this...

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

Potential business venture: A pilates class called Pontius Pilates where people have to shout for which instructor they want.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

Still mad this didn’t go viral

[Jordan D. Gregory @grizzymcguire]

When someone cuts the track and you keep rapping

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

When you see someone in San Antonio wearing a Kawhi jersey https://t.co/4JNdc0OxIn

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I can’t believe you’re wearing that.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@mitch_freeman12 @ETBU_MBSK This is awesome!

[audrey @getAATme]

She say "do you love me"
I tell her "only partly"
I only love my bed
And that part in “Burnin’ Up” by the Jonas Brothers where they sing “high heels, red dress” and Nick echoes “reEeEEeEeed dress” in the background
I’m sorry

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@NHilgenkamp when God’s Great Dance Floor comes on. https://t.co/LB4BlMVZOx

[Watch #AskJenn @JENNontheRocks_]

I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@TCBrissette I actually received a trophy for this because I had a bet with Jgreg that someone would get an own goal.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

Big legislation, big legislation, ooooo you and me we got big legislations. https://t.co/tfHjXZHdiG

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Big legislation will be signed by me shortly. After many years, RIGHT TO TRY and big changes to DODD FRANK.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@Jibach https://t.co/LI7Xoh2soa

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@JustinTrevino https://t.co/Lr7qg5tmYI

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

*Lisa comes home without Whataburger*

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!!

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@JustinTrevino I’m disappointed in you. These stunts are legendary tbh.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@JustinTrevino I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. https://t.co/Luj2QXbxyA

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@CherylClemenson No, I’m not kidding. Thank you for culturing me as a child.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@harrisondehay @NHilgenkamp @Jibach BOTH. So ridiculous.

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

You know you’re a millennial when your roommates think John Mayer wrote Free Fallin’ #RIPTomPetty

[John-Mark Clemenson @JMClemenson]

@NHilgenkamp @JustinTrevino It’s already game 5? Can’t believe I missed games 1-4 and had no idea this was even airing on ESPN news.