J.M.Cynic

Retronic shitewriter. Medium to well-done pessimism. Drums 🥁(IG) @_wearesuspects & @rinoamusic

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@x_dalena Face value?

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Hello. I am looking to purchase x1 ticket to #deftones this evening @ #crystalpalace

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Is it possible to have @gracieabrams ‘that’s so true’ at Glastonbury tattooed onto my hippocampus? For free. @NHSuk

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@NoContextHumans It would be pretty great if @confidencemanTM paid tribute to this.

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@dank_ackroyd Love this Julian Casablacas shot. So down to earth. #tinnylivin

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Is wearing shorts in the pissing cold the elite level of uber stoicism I have completely missed getting on the boat for? #shorts #what

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December 27th. Raining. Freezing. People wearing shorts in the town center. What is going on?

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There are more ticket inspectors at Stratford Station than tigers buried under Joe Exotics playpen.

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That’s our wee Jamie-Lee

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Who are these alien mannequin fuckbots in WICKED. What the fuck is going on?

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Wow. I hope your trains actually work tomorrow :) @nationalrailenq

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@kstenson @slowdiveband Yes I am!

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Desperately scrattin’ around for a ticket to @slowdiveband tonight.

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@samuelgill25 @slowdiveband @dearybanduk @whitelandsband @EartHackney @AdrianCollman @soniccathedral Scratting about quite badly atm. Just looking for 1 if anything available

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@Mattewcha Hey Charles. Do you have 1 available for sale?

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@itaintwhywhywhy Hey is this available? I’m guessing definitely not.

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@Ashley31965 Do you have any of these remaining?

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@ThylacineM @slowdiveband I’m in the queue for a ticket though? Doesn’t seem to be any available.

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@beslove622 Hey I’m looking for x1 ticket if still available. Thanks

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@kaylamilnerr Hey I’m interested in x1 ticket if available. Thanks

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@amandabriggss1 Hey I’m interested in x1 Slowdive ticket this morning if available. Thanks.